When you and your loved one are so intimately connected, your hearts beat in sync, and you both know that no matter how far, no matter how long, you will always be there for each other, that's infinite love.
An infinite amount of love that continues to grow and never ends which is dedicated to one person and one person alone and continues to thrive even after death. (Also known as a feeling much more powerful and impelling than love)
The man had infinilove for his wife and she had infinilove for him as well!
A simp who is head over heels in love with a gorgeous, angelic being named Anna. To try to conceal his deep, heart throbbing unconditional love for Anna, he tries to deflect by calling everyone who so much as looks at Anna a Simp.
InfinteLives: "Shut up Jukegod, you a simp."
Jukegod: "Brahh"
InfineLives: "I secretly love Anna, like A LOT."
Ray050: "I'm Jelly belly now"
Mr.noob: "I'm the king of the simps"
Anna: "lol infinitelives is basically a simp with 10 subs"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.