This is an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours brought on by excessive amounts of erectile dysfunction medication or sexual performance supplements. A doctor is not contacted in the case of an infiniboner. An infiniboner is usually paired together with strippers, prostitutes and cocaine with the intent of a never-ending sexual performance. It is the everlasting gobstopper or energizer bunny boner of boners.
Lamar Odom used up to 10 sexual performance supplements to land himself a legendary infiniboner at a Vegas brothel.
by Timmah!!! December 7, 2015
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by ryujin11235 April 15, 2015
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An invisiboner is a boner that is too small for anyone to notice except the one who has it. Invisiboner is the opposite of micro soft dick.
1. "When I got called up to the front of class, I was worried that everyone would laugh. However I was even more disappointed when no one noticed; That is when I realized my dick is so small that I have an invisiboner."
2. "The stripper grinded on Jim for 20 minutes but thought that he was suffering from a horrible case of erectile dysfunction; Little did she know that he actually was suffering from invisiboner, and was just too small for her to see or feel."
2. "The stripper grinded on Jim for 20 minutes but thought that he was suffering from a horrible case of erectile dysfunction; Little did she know that he actually was suffering from invisiboner, and was just too small for her to see or feel."
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Get the infiniminer mug.1)an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit to an infinite level;
2) an extremely dull and bookish person, usually a male or a group of males;
3)a person who excels at math, science facts, "Star Trek","Lord of the Rings", Dungeons and Dragons or other such trivia, and all things internet;
4) Geek in the extreme;
5) nerd to the extreme and infinite;
6) a person who can attract and bore other nerds endlessly.
2) an extremely dull and bookish person, usually a male or a group of males;
3)a person who excels at math, science facts, "Star Trek","Lord of the Rings", Dungeons and Dragons or other such trivia, and all things internet;
4) Geek in the extreme;
5) nerd to the extreme and infinite;
6) a person who can attract and bore other nerds endlessly.
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Get the invisiboner mug.The term you use when you use the upper lining of your shorts/underwear/trousers to support your penis so as to conceal your early morning boner.
Used when you want to prevent awkward conversations with your parents/siblings or any other person around you when you wake up!
Used when you want to prevent awkward conversations with your parents/siblings or any other person around you when you wake up!
Jim: man how come you never get caught with a boner by your wife in the morning?
Tom: looks like you are unaware of the secrets of the invisiboner!
Tom: looks like you are unaware of the secrets of the invisiboner!
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