infidal

Someone who is very dumb and slow in many ways and is in need of mental help instantly.

Your a fucking infidal, she just said what to do!!

by IH8Ppl248 September 29, 2017

Infidel

Someone who does not believe what you believe, when you are a religious fundamentalist.

"Death to the infidels!"

by KHD October 18, 2003

infidel

Someone who refuses to live his/her life according to the terms dictated by an old book which is a compilation of bizarre superstitions and fictitious tales. Infidels usually have a brain of their own and they choose to use it on a daily basis. Some infidels are atheists, some are agnostic and some are spiritual.

Christian priest: Let there be light...
Muslim priest: La ilaha illallah...
Hindu priest: Om namah shivaaya...
Buddhist priest: Om mani padme hum...

Infidel: No thanks.

by Lateralligator April 28, 2010

Infideliphobia

An irrational fear or hatred of non muslims. Infideliphobia is widespread in the muslim world.

In an outburst of infideliphobia, muslims burned six churches in Pakistan.

by captdiggs April 12, 2011

infidelity

unfaithfulness to a sexual partner.
Lack of loyalty or religious belief

by Mmm SeanPaul September 25, 2003

infidelicious

How food tastes when eaten in front of someone whose religion forbids them from eating that food.

Hey Achmad, this pork butt is infidelicious. Too bad you can't have any.

by I'm disgruntled September 25, 2006

masturbatory infidelity

Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.

I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011