KHD's definitions

Vagina Dentata

A vagina with teeth. I worry about the sanity of the person who came up with this idea. It is also used to describe a phantasm by which a man is afraid that his lover's sexual organs will irretrievably mutilate his prick.

"For some reason, when he saw the art on the Magic the Gathering card 'Roaring Slagwurm', Alexander was reminded of a Vagina Dentata."

by KHD February 16, 2004

Two Pump Chump

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

by KHD August 2, 2003

swirlie

Holding someone's head down the loo bowl and flushing. A "punishment" often meted out by jocks to decent people who never did the jocks any harm but the jocks, being sadistic bastards, do it anyhow.

Also takes place in the UK. There, is is referred to as "The Flush" or an "Initiation Ceremony".

by KHD August 20, 2003

misspelt

The correct past participle of "to misspell".

"Feck, that's misspelt."

by KHD August 28, 2003

Lambada

Amusing Latin-style party dance:

1. Imagine you have a pencil up your arse.
2. Try to draw a figure 8 on the wall.

"Of course, when it came to dancing the Lambada, Johnny was without equal."

by KHD May 25, 2004

freedom fries

Freedom Fries. Rectangular cuts of potato fried in hot vegetable fat and laden with calories and grease. Formerly French Fries, until a gung-ho warmongering US president, specifically George W. Bush, decreed otherwise in possible the most petty "patriotic" move possible. However, this appears to have the wrong effect - The French find the idea of "les frites de la liberté" extremely amusing. Quite frankly I can't say I blame them.

Ah well, I suppose it sums up the calibre of Bush and all those who support him. Idiots.

"It's been another stellar night for KHD. First I went out to MacDonalds and ate some Freedom Fries (chips), then I met up with my girl friend, gave her a Freedom Kiss (tongue kiss). We were making out quite a lot, and we probably would have ended up in bed if I'd remembered to pack a Freedom Letter (condom). Cos without such an item one risks the Freedom Pox (syphilis). So we just went to bed separately. When we woke up, I made her dome Freedom Toast (tartines) and brought her breakfast in bed."

by KHD June 7, 2003

Lemar

"Urban" singer who, for some reason, stresses his vowels way too much.

"The sound of the burrrds and the biiiis, bringin' yuu tuuu your kniiis, is all I wanna duuuuu..." - A Lemar song.

by KHD April 20, 2004