KHD's definitions
The most miseworthy verb form in any language!!!!
Rarely used, and sometimes looks odd, but distinctive enough to be classy!
Rarely used, and sometimes looks odd, but distinctive enough to be classy!
English - "Although I were hungry, I would not have eaten the badger."
French - "Quoique j'eusse faim, je n'aurais pas mangé le blaireau."
Italian - "Benché avessi fame, non andrai mangiato il tasso."
Latin - "Quamquam faminam haberem, non meles consumpsissem."
French - "Quoique j'eusse faim, je n'aurais pas mangé le blaireau."
Italian - "Benché avessi fame, non andrai mangiato il tasso."
Latin - "Quamquam faminam haberem, non meles consumpsissem."
by KHD May 16, 2004
Get the Imperfect Subjunctivemug. An epic poem written in the 1660s by John Milton and spanning 12 books, Paradise Lost is widely considered the greatest English language epic. Although it is about the fall of Man from the Garden of Eden, one must wonder about Milton - despite his world view of "God gave you free will but unless you toe the line you'll get pounded," he still makes the character of Satan a dangerously alluring epic anti-hero.
"Although Tom was put off by the seemingly incomprehensible Latinate sentence structure of Paradise Lost, he could sniff out masterful poetry like a literary bloodhound.
by KHD April 21, 2004
Get the Paradise Lostmug. A hybrid between a "faggot" and a "retard". Would mean that the person referred to was a homosexual simpleton, however, it is used so widely that it means absolutely sod all.
"Shut up, fagtard!"
by KHD August 27, 2003
Get the fagtardmug. by KHD August 4, 2003
Get the les fuckoffsmug. Amusing Latin-style party dance:
1. Imagine you have a pencil up your arse.
2. Try to draw a figure 8 on the wall.
1. Imagine you have a pencil up your arse.
2. Try to draw a figure 8 on the wall.
by KHD May 25, 2004
Get the Lambadamug. Holding someone's head down the loo bowl and flushing. A "punishment" often meted out by jocks to decent people who never did the jocks any harm but the jocks, being sadistic bastards, do it anyhow.
Also takes place in the UK. There, is is referred to as "The Flush" or an "Initiation Ceremony".
Also takes place in the UK. There, is is referred to as "The Flush" or an "Initiation Ceremony".
by KHD August 20, 2003
Get the swirliemug. A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.
"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
by KHD August 2, 2003
Get the Two Pump Chumpmug.