KHD's definitions

Roger the Cabin Boy

1. An apocryphal character in Captain Pugwash, along side Seaman Stains, Master Bates.

2. An obscene and most likely illegal game played in the Navy.

1. "Where's Roger the Cabin Boy? Har har har!"

2. "They were only playing Roger the Cabin Boy in there!"

by KHD September 13, 2003

Self abuse

Used normally in a disgusted tone of voice, it refers to wanking, contrary to Genesis 38.6. Also referred to as "secret vice".

"Self abuse... is... immoral... and will not be tolerated... for it is contrary to scripture."

by KHD August 20, 2003

McSplurry

The type of diarrhoea one gets after having eaten piles of fast food.

"Argh! A McSplurry attack!"

by KHD August 9, 2003

McShit

Entering a fast food restaurant with the sole intention of using their toilets. If you tell a passing staff member that you'll buy their food afterwards, you have taken a McShit With Lies.

"Right... hold on people, I need to go for a McShit."

by KHD August 2, 2003

Paris Hilton

Noun. Any anorexic rich bitch who's net contribution to human society is in the negative. An attention whore (or maybe just a whore.) Someone who let pseudo-fame go to her head and then entrench that head firmly into her rectum.

Jaime thinks Paris Hilton is worthy of idol status and that those who hate on her are just jealous. Jaime is also a self-confessed Sloane Ranger. Go figure.

by KHD February 1, 2005

pleppet

A smallish lump of excrement that sticks to the side of the toilet bowl and refuses to go however hard you flush, all the time festering and kicking up a tremendous stink.

"My God Alex! How many pleppets did you leave behind in there?!"

by KHD August 17, 2003

atari st

Computer system from 1980s and early 1990s. Marketed under the tag, "Power without the price", the Atari ST was an extremely good system - and affordable - for its time, but the damp squib that was the STE (like a standard ST but with a blitter chip which no sod used and and extra £50 on the price), followed by the destined-never-to-arrive Falcon (also from Atari) caused interest to lapse. That, and the fact that there was a bit of a lack of decent software for it - it lost huge swathes of market share to PCs.

If you still have nostalgia for this miseworthy computer system, visit www.atari.st.

"Operating your ST computer is not difficult; however, you should learn to operate it properly..." - ST Owner's Manual

by KHD October 17, 2003