KHD's definitions

Paradise Lost

An epic poem written in the 1660s by John Milton and spanning 12 books, Paradise Lost is widely considered the greatest English language epic. Although it is about the fall of Man from the Garden of Eden, one must wonder about Milton - despite his world view of "God gave you free will but unless you toe the line you'll get pounded," he still makes the character of Satan a dangerously alluring epic anti-hero.

"Although Tom was put off by the seemingly incomprehensible Latinate sentence structure of Paradise Lost, he could sniff out masterful poetry like a literary bloodhound.

by KHD April 21, 2004

fagtard

A hybrid between a "faggot" and a "retard". Would mean that the person referred to was a homosexual simpleton, however, it is used so widely that it means absolutely sod all.

"Shut up, fagtard!"

by KHD August 27, 2003

les fuckoffs

A British day tripper to Calais.

"Eeeeh! C'est un groupe des fuckoffs!"

by KHD August 4, 2003

Imperfect Subjunctive

The most miseworthy verb form in any language!!!!

Rarely used, and sometimes looks odd, but distinctive enough to be classy!

English - "Although I were hungry, I would not have eaten the badger."
French - "Quoique j'eusse faim, je n'aurais pas mangé le blaireau."
Italian - "Benché avessi fame, non andrai mangiato il tasso."
Latin - "Quamquam faminam haberem, non meles consumpsissem."

by KHD May 16, 2004

Twoggan

A collective of twunts.

"Watch out Adam, there's a twoggan approaching fast."

by KHD September 4, 2003

Cuntionary

Non-gender-specific dictionary.

"Look it up in the cuntionary!"

by KHD August 21, 2004

scrub

Scrub, an otherwise inferior person in some what way. Most often refers to social standings, i.e. anyone who isn't The Big Jock or similar. Also refers to people who failed to make it onto whatever team/club/board/group, and also, in online gaming circles, refers to somebody who is not inexperienced but not very good at it. Also used in Magic the Gathering, as a derogatory term for a player who is inferior to you.

"Come here, scrub!!!"

by KHD August 12, 2003