infidel

Someone who refuses to live his/her life according to the terms dictated by an old book which is a compilation of bizarre superstitions and fictitious tales. Infidels usually have a brain of their own and they choose to use it on a daily basis. Some infidels are atheists, some are agnostic and some are spiritual.

Christian priest: Let there be light...
Muslim priest: La ilaha illallah...
Hindu priest: Om namah shivaaya...
Buddhist priest: Om mani padme hum...

Infidel: No thanks.

by Lateralligator April 28, 2010

infidel

one who beats a terrorist with a trout

Whoa! Look at that infidel beating the crap outta taht terrorist with that bloody trout!

by muh May 16, 2003

infidel

it's when Jimmy Carter or Bill Clinton have their dick in Castro's ass

oh man Clinton is infidel again

by dumb-o's dickin the dictator October 29, 2004

infidel

an infidel is a penguin spawn that goes around ghosting and wall hacking in order to gain self esteem.

fucking infidel keeps shooting me through the damn wall... maybe he should go suck some cock

by IhadaBadname(randy) September 23, 2008

infidel

One who does not believe in the Banyan way; generally considered a fool.

We happened across a bunch of infidels while wandering the North Woods. We slew them and ransacked their campsite.

by Almighty Banyan April 10, 2003

infidel

a child, acting like an infant. Immature person

Look at all those infidels, what a bunch of children

by wonderwomen1234567890 March 17, 2009

infidel

See USA

*planes flying overhead, then explosion*

Osama "die american infidel"

by i hate your mother February 19, 2004