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infideli 

A deli run by infidels
Hey Makeb, do you want to order some bagels from the infideli?
infideli by Puddles Duck June 23, 2016
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Infideli 

A dumpy liquor store/deli that sells numerous amounts of random miscellaneous items, rare candy, and blunt wraps.
*Almost always run my a Middle Eastern person (Hence the Name)

*Infamously known to impose made up "fees," such as charging 50 cents extra to use your credit card.
Hey I'm going to make a run down to the Infideli to get a 12 pack, you want anything? Give me cash because I don't want to get charged for using my credit card by the bastard.
Infideli by Fwaz December 4, 2009
Someone who does not believe what you believe, when you are a religious fundamentalist.
"Death to the infidels!"
Infidel by KHD October 18, 2003
Someone who refuses to live his/her life according to the terms dictated by an old book which is a compilation of bizarre superstitions and fictitious tales. Infidels usually have a brain of their own and they choose to use it on a daily basis. Some infidels are atheists, some are agnostic and some are spiritual.
Christian priest: Let there be light...
Muslim priest: La ilaha illallah...
Hindu priest: Om namah shivaaya...
Buddhist priest: Om mani padme hum...

Infidel: No thanks.
infidel by Lateralligator April 28, 2010

Infideliphobia 

An irrational fear or hatred of non muslims. Infideliphobia is widespread in the muslim world.
In an outburst of infideliphobia, muslims burned six churches in Pakistan.
Infideliphobia by captdiggs April 12, 2011

infidelity 

unfaithfulness to a sexual partner.
Lack of loyalty or religious belief
infidelity by Mmm SeanPaul September 25, 2003

infidelicious 

How food tastes when eaten in front of someone whose religion forbids them from eating that food.
Hey Achmad, this pork butt is infidelicious. Too bad you can't have any.
infidelicious by I'm disgruntled September 25, 2006
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