Indux

A bitch who speakers facts

Woah look Indux is spittin again

by King siraji February 13, 2021

indux

A person who is really hot and doesn’t miss and his the best moots

Wow look it’s induxs moots not missing not a surprise

by Indux May 2, 2021

emergency induction port

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Dick-Induced Asthma

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.

by Robsworld6 January 17, 2013

Boner inducing rage

When you're so angry your body can't help but funnel your rage to the most quivering part of your body.

When I found out Julia cheated on me, I went into a Boner inducing rage.

by Samson Sanchez February 9, 2013

Urinal Index

A system for determining exactly how "low rent" a bar, restaurant or cafeteria is. To determine a business' standing on the URINAL INDEX, you throw some change into a urinal in the men's room. Every so often you check on it. If no one takes it, you may add some more. The LOWEST amount of change that it finally takes for someone to fish out the piss covered change is that business' score on the Urinal Index.
Originally invented at Darby's Oldtowne Armes, In Brampton Ontario.

Darby's was a 17 (cents) on the urinal index.

by archimedes579 May 16, 2010

AIDS Inducing Experience

Also referred to as 'AIE', an event or experience which frustrates one so much that one instantaneously develops AIDS.

Tom: So how did you get AIDS, sexually or by AIDS Inducing Experience?

Harry: AIE. I spent 7 years on a 15,000 piece puzzle, to find that the last piece was missing!! WTF!! FML!!

Tom: Omfg, I developed AIDS just listening to that!!

by MintSponge May 30, 2010