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Incelligence 

noun

1. the ability to acquire, and apply, knowledge and/or skills that only an incel would value.
2. the actual information itself, again only of interest to guys who are socially awkward and bad at dating.
"Incel: Why don't modern women value my intelligence, like they would've back in the olden days?"
"John: Women value actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not *incelligence* (eidetic memory of your meme folders or strategies for how the Axis could've won WW2)"
Incelligence by Quinn Que October 30, 2022
Word of the Day on December 9, 2024

Incellionaire 

A grandiose, bigoted, misogynistic, conspiracy-addled and empathy-impaired tech industry multi-billionaire whose influence over a legion of rabid, alienated young fans renders them even more undatable and unable to love.

Incellionaires, despite being self-styled geniuses with much bank, often have trouble sustaining stable, meaningful, intimate romantic relationships, themselves.
I can’t believe that incellionaire ruined my favorite app!
Incellionaire by anonymous October 6, 2023

Incellunicado 

To be incommunicado because your cellphone is turned off or in a dead zone.
I called Ted, then remembered he was at the movies and actually does go incellunicado when the thing on the screen tells him to turn his cellphone off.
Incellunicado by insightstraight January 18, 2011

Incellectual 

An incel who believes that he is smarter than bascially everyone else he will ever meet. Usually these are idiots who use big words to sound smart and make mysoginist memes that they think are clever.
Ugh, here comes Carl the incellectual. He always talks about how he doesn't get a girlfriend because they are scared of his brain. It's actually his body odour, his personality and how he treats women that chases them away
Incellectual by SnarkyZazu August 2, 2020

Incelligence 

Having a socially inept pride in useless, unproductive, and unappealing facts and then trying to impress women with them, all while lacking actual skills and relevant knowledge.
Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (edict memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WWII).

That neckbeard is incelligent, and thinks women are dumb for not caring about his knowledge of japanese swords.

The man isn't smart, he's incelligent. Maybe if he learned how to wash and groom himself instead of how to farm karma on reddit, he might then actually have a girlfriend.
Incelligence by Scott Cruz 80 October 30, 2022

Incelligent

A sarcastic description of something only incels would find profound or funny.
In reference to a weak, sexist, or phobic insult toward women, POC or LGBTQ+:

"Wow buddy, that was so incelligent!"
Incelligent by HereticWife July 27, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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