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Incelligence 

noun

1. the ability to acquire, and apply, knowledge and/or skills that only an incel would value.
2. the actual information itself, again only of interest to guys who are socially awkward and bad at dating.
"Incel: Why don't modern women value my intelligence, like they would've back in the olden days?"
"John: Women value actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not *incelligence* (eidetic memory of your meme folders or strategies for how the Axis could've won WW2)"
Incelligence by Quinn Que October 30, 2022
Word of the Day on December 9, 2024

Incellionaire 

A grandiose, bigoted, misogynistic, conspiracy-addled and empathy-impaired tech industry multi-billionaire whose influence over a legion of rabid, alienated young fans renders them even more undatable and unable to love.

Incellionaires, despite being self-styled geniuses with much bank, often have trouble sustaining stable, meaningful, intimate romantic relationships, themselves.
I can’t believe that incellionaire ruined my favorite app!
Incellionaire by anonymous October 6, 2023

Incellunicado 

To be incommunicado because your cellphone is turned off or in a dead zone.
I called Ted, then remembered he was at the movies and actually does go incellunicado when the thing on the screen tells him to turn his cellphone off.
Incellunicado by insightstraight January 18, 2011

Incellectual 

An incel who believes that he is smarter than bascially everyone else he will ever meet. Usually these are idiots who use big words to sound smart and make mysoginist memes that they think are clever.
Ugh, here comes Carl the incellectual. He always talks about how he doesn't get a girlfriend because they are scared of his brain. It's actually his body odour, his personality and how he treats women that chases them away
Incellectual by SnarkyZazu August 2, 2020

Incelligence 

Having a socially inept pride in useless, unproductive, and unappealing facts and then trying to impress women with them, all while lacking actual skills and relevant knowledge.
Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (edict memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WWII).

That neckbeard is incelligent, and thinks women are dumb for not caring about his knowledge of japanese swords.

The man isn't smart, he's incelligent. Maybe if he learned how to wash and groom himself instead of how to farm karma on reddit, he might then actually have a girlfriend.
Incelligence by Scott Cruz 80 October 30, 2022

Incelligent

A sarcastic description of something only incels would find profound or funny.
In reference to a weak, sexist, or phobic insult toward women, POC or LGBTQ+:

"Wow buddy, that was so incelligent!"
Incelligent by HereticWife July 27, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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