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incapacitated

When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.
I cant come into work today, i took a few more pills than average and im incapacitated.
incapacitated by cptncoleian2 June 16, 2006
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incapacitated

shut down... stopped in it's tracks... toyota...jeff gordon...
i'll incapacitate you if you don't stop stalking me and asking for definitions!!!!
incapacitated by Bill Atkins March 18, 2005

Incapacitated

you fucking idiot
Riley is a Incapacitated dumbass
Incapacitated by Twitch.tv/ItsMrP October 15, 2019

Incapacitated

You Fucking Idiot
Riley is a Incapacitated Dumbass
Incapacitated by Twitch.tv/ItsMrP October 15, 2019

Legally incapacitated

Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings
The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.
Legally incapacitated by Ruerzi October 12, 2011

Amorously Incapacitated 

Someone who is either:
- incapable of loving others;
- incapable of being loved;
- Struggles with dating
- Has a horrendous dating past
Shivanya isn’t amorously incapacitated, she’s just too high maintenance!

incatacipated 

adjective
1. unable to act, respond, or the like, due to the proximity of a feline to one's person.

When you cannot move or get up because a cat is on or next to you, and you fear the wrath of our feline overlords too much to disturb them.
"She can't come to the phone now—she's incatacipated."
incatacipated by jentwo June 13, 2016
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