Naptitude

n. The ability one has to fall asleep in different positions and at various times of the day

Chuck had an uncanny naptitude which allowed him to sleep in the 10 minute gap between classes

by teroblacknight May 6, 2009

snaptitude

this word is used to describe the quality of being snapped at a very high capacity

The snaptitude of Dolly Parton's music video I'm Gone is astronomical!

by someoneyeehaw May 15, 2020

Naptitude

The degree of nappyness of ones hair. The naptitude is measured in Niggawatts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).

Dylan: What's the naptitude of her hair?
Kevin: I'd say a couple kiloniggawatts.

by Dancing Band Everyone. January 12, 2009

Inceptitude

Inceptitude is the condition of being someone watching the Oscar-nominated film "Inception" without being able to understand, let alone follow, the plot.

I was watching that film "Inception" the other day. Complex plot or what?! I didn't have a clue what was going on, I was suffering from total inceptitude. Great visual effects though.

by Jollyer June 5, 2021

Social ineptitude

Somebody who finds it difficult to intereact with us lesser mortals.

A nerd is someone who has Social ineptitude. A geek differes from them, in the fact that he/she doesn't have Social ineptitude

by Popelady June 28, 2011

ineptitude

Someone who is not good at something because of lack of practice.

Rappers
*example is too short. Whats too short about it? Rappers suck!

by SomeKid May 3, 2004

Editorial Ineptitude

Conceptual and linguistic blunders made by a senior editor or managing editor, as a result of her limited content knowledge of the manuscript and poor grasp of the English language.

Rose resorts to office politics and apple polishing to make up for her editorial ineptitude in occupying the managing director position—she's been promoted to her next level of incompetency, where editors hope she'll cause the least damage to the editorial team.

by MathPlus July 21, 2017