When something bad happens that is anticipated. Consequence of an action that was obvious.
John: I drank to much coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes after eating at Jack in the Box and then I craped my pants.
Jill: That’s the pitchfork in the saddle.
after ages of not getting any action, a women gets a date with the first wo/man she meets and sleeps with him or her and then never sees them again. any bloodybloke that comes along first, that ur neva goin 2 c again
person a- when did u last fuck someone
person b- millenium new years party
person a- u knowwot u need, a back in the saddle man
A woman who talks incessantly while she's having sex in the cowgirl position.
OMG my wife was totally Prattle in the saddle last night. She's all "aiyeeee! After we get done here I've gotta aiyeeee! Vacuum and aaaaaaaah! Trim the 🌹 bushes
You you nnnnneed to uuh uuh sweep the sidewalk cause the Shittleboms are cumming oh yeah! Over for dinner. I'm having sliders with your favorite pink icing penis cake 🍰!
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought homealot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.