in the muffins 

bad, a bummer, FUBAR; a situation that one does not wish to occur, but does anyway

John: An alligator bit off my leg!!
Wes: Dude, that's in the muffins.

in the muffins by Ryan & Andrew April 5, 2008

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.

jill: on top of the fridge

ryan: walks in

ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? by that.ali3n August 23, 2020

Put it in the muffin bin

A BETTER way of saying "Have sex with that woman"

Equally so "the bin" can be defined as "Vagina", and "muffin" can be left out of the phrase.

"Dude you gotta put it in the muffin bin!"

"Mark, you gotta put it in the bin!"

Put it in the muffin bin by Al Cohaulin' October 10, 2009

Deep in the Muffin 

Deep in the Muffin -- to be highly into the action of placing some body part into the vagina (manual masterbation, cunnilingus or copulating)

Man, Danny is so sweet, I could be deep in the muffin for days with her.

Deep in the Muffin by TooSick4U February 29, 2008

Pop you in the muffin 

To hit/slap a woman in the vagina.

Woman 1: You are so fucking annoying, can you please shut up?
Woman 2: Bitch, I will pop you in the muffin.
Woman 1: What does that mean?
Woman 2: I will fuking hit you in the vagina if you don't stop complaining, stupid slut.

Pop you in the muffin by HollyHomicide July 23, 2014

Muffin in the Oven 

To let loose flatulence while two partners are sleeping together in the same bed.

His "muffin in the oven' was horrifying his spouse!

Muffin in the Oven by The Broken Saint January 1, 2011