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A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.
by Stinky July 19, 2003
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A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?
by Juke McKones May 04, 2011
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The sexiest forumer in all the intarweb. Usually accompanied by Teh Gates.
The Muffin Man for mod!
by Teh Muffin Man May 04, 2004
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A person *cough* brenda *cough*, who tells people that they are the muffin man.
Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.
by RCG210 November 08, 2003
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