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My nickname is kimster so I decided to do that on tiktok trend-
I have no idea- just go live your life fellow imste
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imterestomg 

(adjective) an uncommon misspelling for the word "interesting"
"Oh imterestomg, I've never seen something that big before."
"That's what she said."

/v/ipster 

Sometimes referred to as vipster, neo /v/ipster, and /v/ hipster is a derogatory term used on the 4chan /v/ board to insult some of the boards users.

The term is meant to imply said user is a hipster about video games. Common views attributed about /v/ipsters include:
Hating/Liking a game because its popular/not popular.

Hating a game because its more gameplay focused.

Liking a game because its more story focused.

Hating/Liking a game because its Newer/Older.

Hating/Liking a franchise because its more popular/less popular than another franchise perceived as an enemy/competitor of said franchise.
"I was on /v/ the other day arguing with some /v/ipsters who thought Fallout 4 was the worst game of all time."
/v/ipster by Brendyrose February 8, 2018

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead 

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones 

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.
It's kind of self explanatory.

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones
a skool filled with snakes, shit talkers, pussies & not to mention how they stink too 🥶, HELLA BARSEROS/REFS🤣, girls with long ass acrylics who thing their the shit cuz they got like dollar tree diamonds on them, guys with anuel haircuts, flat ass hoes who are close to getting skoliosis cuz of how much they break their back, & hella crackeads 😭
shaniqua: i'm gonna beat this hoes ass
federica: shaniqua callate que you not beating nobody's ass cuz you go to imater
hoselina: así mismo federica shaniqua you eh go to imater you go to imater so callate
The action of being stabbed and impaled at the same time.
Guy 1- " Hey did you hear about that accident on Crawford Street? "
Guy 2- " Yeah, how messed up I heard he got Imstabed by the attacker and then a poll, poor guy. "
Imstabed by Stargasr July 25, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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