impromt

An urgent occurrence that was never expected

The president made an impromt visit to the camp

impromt by Kibit April 20, 2019

Improtoast 

When you without any original intention of it, slap together two "påsmurte brødskiver" and toast them.

"I'm so tired of eating bread with ham and cheese every day"
"Just make a improtoast, duh."
"What a great idea!! Thanks!

Improtoast by LashLars November 25, 2022

Impromptune 

To give in to the overwhelming desire to break into song while listening to your iPod.

This is the best song, every time I play it, I want to impromptune.

Did you hear the guy on the train impromptuning to Barbie Girl?

Impromptune by K-Bear June 5, 2015

Imprompter 

Used to describe what happens when the teleprompter goes blank while a speaker is reading from it, the words uttered after that are almost always improper.

Did you hear the imprompter words spoken by the president last night, I'll bet they fired the teleprompter operator immediately.

Imprompter by 2B+ September 7, 2013

Impromptuvationalist

A lifestyle choice a person makes about how to live and behave, according to an attitude stemming from impromptu decision making. Decisions are made sporadically, without previous preparation or thought.

A state of being pure in each moment.
Going off of what "feels right" in a particular instance without planning- One remains unscripted, raw, unrehearsed.
No hesitation involved.

Living a lifestyle in extemporization.

It's also the perfect excuse for poor decision making; however, it will NOT have you exempt from pregnancy, or STD's-

Example:

(female) "Why didn't you wear a condom? What do you think you are, one of those impromptuvationalists?"
(male) "Actually, I am..."
(female) "Well, I'm a Catholic, so it looks like we're BOTH going to be parents."

(Customer) "Excuse me, Miss? My first drink came with a lemon wedge, this second was served with a lime..."
(Server) "I thought you'd enjoy variety as the spice of life! I'm an impromptuvationalist, it just felt so right."
(Customer) "Oh, in that case- Surprise me on my third! I love what a good impromptuvationalist will throw my way! You must have such a free spirit."

Impromptuvationalist by EmilyaBear August 15, 2014

impromptofu 

1. Tofu that's been offered without being planned, organized, or prepared.

Damn, a vegetarian came to the BBQ. Better serve him some impromptofu.

impromptofu by impromptofu November 24, 2015

Improlted 

When you are impressed at your friend's success, but revolted at the things they did to get it.

"Did you hear that Tom hyped his underground supper club by pretending to be two anonymous commentors talking to each other on that food blog?"
"Ugh, yes. But he's got half this city eating out of his hand. I'm so improlted."

Improlted by Torkalork August 20, 2013