Improlted 

When you are impressed at your friend's success, but revolted at the things they did to get it.

"Did you hear that Tom hyped his underground supper club by pretending to be two anonymous commentors talking to each other on that food blog?"
"Ugh, yes. But he's got half this city eating out of his hand. I'm so improlted."

Improlted by Torkalork August 20, 2013

Imported American Cheese

A really good version of something that shouldn’t be good at all.

That hotel’s restaurant is 5-star and can make even the simplest thing taste good. Even their grilled cheese and soup tastes better than you expect. They must use Imported American Cheese or something.

Imported American Cheese by MR2 December 15, 2008

new and improved joker product 

A female celebrity with a huge grotesque grin. Coined by radio DJ's Don and Mike to describe Cameron Diaz.
A reference to the poisoned products that The Joker unleashed on Gotham City in the movie "Batman" which killed their victims and left them with horrific grins on their faces.

I hear Justin Timberlake is dating New And Improved Joker Product

new and improved joker product by Steve Aardvark December 20, 2006

improused 

To be impressed to the point of arousal.

Victims of improusal typically include goal diggers and people that are attracted to other motivated individuals.

Person A: "Hi, did I mention that I'm a pilot?"
Person B: "Well consider me improused!"

improused by moosechop February 14, 2020

New and Improved 

An american adverising term invented some time dring the course of television history.

Now widely regarded with contempt for the utterly intelligence insulting nonsensical term it is.

"New and improved Whammo juice!!! A refreshing carboanted drink that doubles as an industrial cleaning agent!!!"

"Wait... how can it be new AND improved? You can't improve on something new, since to improve something implies revising something exisiting..."

New and Improved by EducatedChav June 17, 2009

Hand Imported

Imported by hand from a single person vs a company.

"My car air fresheners are hand imported from New York."

Hand Imported by Mashlahoney February 24, 2012

Dirty daves soup imported from detroit

When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.

Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"

Dirty daves soup imported from detroit by Mcflurry69 July 27, 2011