Imprompoop

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An impromptu poop. An imprompoop usually takes place when you expect it least, like when you’re on a date after eating Mexican food.

Dude: *grunts while in the car and makes a constipated face*

Girl: are you ok?

Dude: It just hit me like a rock. We have to leave now, gotta make an imprompoop.

Imprompoop by bigdickhoncho November 13, 2023

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impromptofu

1. Tofu that's been offered without being planned, organized, or prepared.

Damn, a vegetarian came to the BBQ. Better serve him some impromptofu.

impromptofu by impromptofu November 24, 2015

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impromptpoo

An urgent and unexpected visit to the bathroom to do a number 2. Often accompanied by surprise at scope of delivery. Not recommended when at public events.

Eg before heading to a meeting with corporate colleagues " sorry i will meet you there, I need to do an impromptpoo"!

impromptpoo by Looatlus January 10, 2014

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Imprompoo

Noun
A poo that is unplanned and takes the person in question by surprise. Not to be confused with shit your pants; an Imprompoo is experienced whilst visiting the toilet for its conventional purpose.

ORIGIN
21st century
From 'Impromptu' (adjective & adverb) - done without being planned, organized, or rehearsed.

I just had a great imprompoo - totally unexpected!

Imprompoo by Failing Academic May 27, 2011

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Imprompoo

When you go to the bathroom to pee but end up taking a poo.

Sorry I was a bit long in the bathroom, I had an imprompoo

Imprompoo by A Leethal May 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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