Imprompoop

An impromptu poop. An imprompoop usually takes place when you expect it least, like when you’re on a date after eating Mexican food.
Dude: *grunts while in the car and makes a constipated face*

Girl: are you ok?

Dude: It just hit me like a rock. We have to leave now, gotta make an imprompoop.
by bigdickhoncho November 13, 2023
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