Skip to main content

Impotant 

\im-ˈpo-tənt\ slang spelling/pronunciation of the word "important".
It's impotant to be on time.
Impotant by PhranckTheTank January 17, 2009
Words you can keep

important one syndrome 

Disclaimer: it's not an actual symptom/condition that fucks with your actual life. It's a term used for video game situations or real life situations that, well let's conclude the disclaimer and get on with the definition.

Important one syndrome is a term that has existed before it has an actual name. It means that in terms video game situations such as ravenfield, that your worthless dumb a.i team can't do a certain fucking thing to win the game. So you have to fucking do it yourself, only to be fucked constantly by the enemy a.i team preventing you from completing the task your worthless team gave you. Resulting a 50/50 chance of you either winning or losing to put impact on your emotions. As for real life situations, you get these lazy fucks telling you to do these pointless, stupid, or demanding tasks theat you have to go up and down to get them something or do something for them that they can't do a fucking thing but you doing something for them is painstaking or rage inducing that you need rest but they don't let you take a break from those things. It affects your emotions, makes you lose control, or causes an argument in most cases. What will you do to fight back important one syndrome? There's nothing we can do about it, and it's been fucking with our lives (game or not) ever since the syndrome of doing things that no one can't do a thing but YOU! Only to put you at risk of either losing something important or your sanity becoming lost and losing your fucking mind.
Here's an example of the important one syndrome used in a video game.

Gamer: *playing ravenfield trying to win for his dumbass a.i team* why my team are so afraid of the fucking enemy team? They should capture that base so it increases the chances of winning!

Moments later when the enemy a.i team successfully stops the player constantly from completing the task that his dumbass a.i team couldn't do.

Gamer: *sees the defeat on his screen, realizing that his a.i team didn't help him win* FUCK! Fuck you asshole team! Why do I have to be the important one huh!? Do I have to do shit that they can't do!? I died for them multiple times only to lose the game! IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME!!!

impotent rage 

A feeling of intense anger, anxiety, and panic over something/someone, coupled with a complete lack of power to do anything about it. Typically experienced by keyboard warriors when confronted on their most cherished ideals and beliefs.

Sufferers of Impotent Rage Syndrome may experience : dizziness, headaches, fainting, stress-eating, hair-loss, upset stomach, irritable bowel syndrome, grinding teeth down to short pointy nubs, threatening strangers online, and inability to perform sexually.
Dominic just sits at his computer all day throwing hysterical fits at people . He really should step away from his keyboard and let go of all that impotent rage, before it eats away at him.
impotent rage by LordHotPie May 15, 2019

Important Videos

A playlist that resides in the bowels of YouTube, upon completion of this holy list, Ones soul will be torn from their body and they will live on forever as a Meme Lord, If however when the playlist is completed, conversion to an all powerful Meme Lord is rejected, the person will suffer a slow and painful death sometime within the next 24 hours, some speculate that this is because the Elder Meme Lords cannot trust mere mortals with the secrets which lie within the depths of this blessed list.
Person 1: I finished watching Important Videos last night, the ending was kinda anticlimactic
Person 2: *single tear rolls down cheek* I'll remember you.
Important Videos by TheLoafBloke March 28, 2017

important videos

A playlist of memes everyone sees on the internet, especially people who watch meme-related videos.
Important Videos has become a meme itself, due to it's popularity.

important meme funny youtube internet
Important videos is a great playlist.
important videos by yeehawcat77 January 12, 2017

Self-Important Sniff

A quick and audible nasal inhalation made after making a declarative statement about a topic that one's audience supposedly knows little and/or the sniffer considers himself/herself somewhat of an expert. The self-important sniff serves as punctuation to a statement that is typically unquestionable as the sniffer may attempt to pass opinion off as fact. It is typically used by hipsters, although it is also used mockingly, and to some comedic effect, on the Adam Carolla Podcast, as well as The Film Vault (podcast) by hosts Bald Bryan and Dick Anderson.
Bald Bryan: "Micheal Parks...is the defacto star (Self-important Sniff)"
Self-Important Sniff by Mjim#9 November 7, 2011

self-important 

a person who overestimates their own importance and exhibits arrogant or pompous behavior
aka lunchmeat
That self-important bitch just cut in front of us in line; she's too busy lunchmeating on her cell phone to notice anyone but herself.
self-important by andy M April 2, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next