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implosive diarrhea 

antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards
Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"

impulsive decisions at 4:18 am 

something ur friends and you do at 4:18 am.
i titled my friends essay “impulsive decisions at 4:18 am” and might have accidentally turned it in. #whoops #thatsafail

impulsive 

Prone to acting without thought; spontaneous.
Man 1: Chris tried to break a beer bottle over his head at the party the other night.
Man 2: He can be really impulsive sometimes.
impulsive by Deja_Vu December 9, 2008
Tending to force something unwelcome or unwanted to be accepted or put in its place.
He was very imposive on anyone who crossed his path.
Imposive by DefinedWords October 16, 2016

impassive 

The movie was an impassive commentary on the riots.
impassive by foxiefox October 12, 2009

Implosive Diarrhea 

Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!