Impessive 

A person who yaps all the time

They man was too impessive in his speech

Impessive by Pocaso December 29, 2023

immersive as fuck 

Something you say when an already-immersive video game (such as Fallout 4 or Skyrim) becomes even more immersive as a result of a user-created modification. In order for a user-created modification to be considered immersive as fuck, they have to be lore friendly, somewhat realistic, and/or balanced (AKA not op).

Viewer: But is it immersive as fuck?
MXR: Well, the weapon is only obtainable after you complete a ridiculously hard quest. Not only that, but the ammunition for this weapon costs a fortune. This means that this mod is indeed immersive as fuck!

immersive as fuck by EZPSych May 4, 2018

passive-impressive 

Behavior characterized by a statement that insinuates one’s own awesomeness in an unassuming, detached or even self-deprecating manner - i.e. bragging while trying not to seem like you're bragging.

1. Matt was being so passive-impressive when he told us he felt like a total dipshit after realizing he had spinach in his teeth while he was talking to Colin Kaepernick at that party last night.
2. I hate when people tweet passive-impressive stuff like: “Gosh, I am really dragging ass today after running 30 miles before work."

passive-impressive by recklessdiver February 20, 2013

Impressive cock 

Keanu Reeves' character Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077 who has an impressive cock.

You're starting to reminder me of me... fifty years back. Minus the charisma... and impressive cock.

Impressive cock by botoxthisbotoxthat January 9, 2021

implosive diarrhea 

antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards

Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"

implosive diarrhea by jack bruce June 29, 2005

impulsive decisions at 4:18 am 

something ur friends and you do at 4:18 am.

i titled my friends essay “impulsive decisions at 4:18 am” and might have accidentally turned it in. #whoops #thatsafail

impulsive decisions at 4:18 am by #swaggin July 11, 2019

impulsive 

Prone to acting without thought; spontaneous.

Man 1: Chris tried to break a beer bottle over his head at the party the other night.
Man 2: He can be really impulsive sometimes.

impulsive by Deja_Vu December 9, 2008