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Bags of salt water inserted behind the breasts of insecure women "educated" in public schools, for the purpose of giving the breasts an unnatural, bowling-ball appearance and an unpleasant feel.
Sandra busted Mr. Larson's jaw with her implants as she did a dance on the stage.
implant by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
Words you can keep
Usually associated with the breast, but can be inserted in the Penis and as collagen in the lips.
Silicon - Implants, make the Tits look good!.
My implants make my Tits look bigger than before!. Thankyou Plastic Surgeon!

Or: Wow, My dick is 12in long!!..
Implant by leichenhalle August 29, 2003
An implant is either a screw shoved up from where your teeth was or a distraction for men so their wife's get attention
Carl: Hey did you see Linda's implants.
John: Where...... damn.
Implant by Pumpkinass January 7, 2019
A lightskin nigga who’s the bitch of the friend group, usually named Isaiah or bryson
Hey, there’s my guy Implant!
Implant by Kaioh February 21, 2024

implant training

Training underwent by girls with fake tits and guys with fake dicks to make sure their implants don't fail them (and burst) when they try something vaguely related to sex
V: "Fuck man, me and S were foolin 'round y'day night and suddenly her implants burst!"
P: "That's what she gets for never going through implant training!"
V: "Colleges should make that shit a required course man!"
P: "Totally!"

@Breast_implant_

@breast_implant_ is the best and most iconic Instagram acc on??? Instagram??? . She goes by she/her and she is DEFINITELY straight. Her posts are amazing (only when they have something to do with @yqsemite and @superpowercoochie) People who don't follow her are the WEAKEST link.
Person 1: Fad do u follow @breast_implant_??
Person 2: No??? Who tf is that??
Person 1: *blocks*
@Breast_implant_ by Artpopbird June 24, 2021

Brain implant 

When you don't have your own mind; use other people ideas, truths, etc

when others think for you
Icky-Picky decided to not think the process through because she relied on her brain implant and it worked successfully.
Brain implants are awesome when you don't want to put in the mental work.
Brain implant by @tikifaces_ January 27, 2019
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