implants 

Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated.

Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid.

implants by stooptard September 6, 2003

implants 

Silicon enhancements for middle aged women.

Mike's mom used his grandfather's inheritance to buy implants.

implants by mafioso April 22, 2003

implants 

Something your mom got last summer for only 400 dollars.

My mom's implants are better than your's!

implants by DennisTehMenace March 30, 2003

implants 

Works as well as Viagra for men. Men pay $5000 for these to be inserted into the breasts of the woman he is having sex with. Increases his attraction to her ten fold. Women who get divorced inevidably purchase these, as a way to attract men and regain their self esteem which was crushed when her husband dropped her for his secretary who's 20 years younger than she. MEn also buy these for women in the hopes that they stop wearing bras.

"great tits, look at those implants"

implants by MikeyVanMichealson June 11, 2006

implants 

Man's best friend.

Implants can turn a pretty girl into a hot girl.

implants by Darren Sutton March 30, 2003

Implants Income

Implants Income refers to the practice of a woman getting breast implants just so she can create an adult web site and make money. The women that make money off of the "Implants Income" concept; don't even have to be a model or even be attractive. The idea is that there is a fetish for giant fake breasts and those who are into that fetish don't really care what the woman looks like; as long as her breasts are freakishly large. Examples of Implants Income models are BB Gunns, Chelsea Charms, Echo Valley and Maxi Mounds. All 4 of these models fall into the MILF category and all are not very unique or attractive. But because they are possess giant breasts; they all have web sites that generate large amounts of revenue. So setting up Implants Income is easy. 1# Get giant breasts implants. 2# Create a web site. And 3# Pose for pictures and video clips.

(Woman 1) So I'm trying to find a way to make money without having to really work at it. (Woman 2) What about Implants Income? (Woman 1) What would I have to do? (Woman 2) Just get breast implants and pose. You don't even have to keep in shape or anything. All the guys want to see is your giant freakish breast! You most likely won't be able to leave your house afterwards without looking like a freak, but the money will be good. (Woman 1) I'm Sold! Freakish Breast Here I Come!!!

Implants Income by the2ndflood September 28, 2008

cellphone magnet implants 

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.

After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!

cellphone magnet implants by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019