implants

Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated.

Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid.

by stooptard September 07, 2003

implants

Silicon enhancements for middle aged women.

Mike's mom used his grandfather's inheritance to buy implants.

by mafioso April 22, 2003

implants

Something your mom got last summer for only 400 dollars.

My mom's implants are better than your's!

by DennisTehMenace March 30, 2003

implant

Bags of salt water inserted behind the breasts of insecure women "educated" in public schools, for the purpose of giving the breasts an unnatural, bowling-ball appearance and an unpleasant feel.

Sandra busted Mr. Larson's jaw with her implants as she did a dance on the stage.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

implants

Works as well as Viagra for men. Men pay $5000 for these to be inserted into the breasts of the woman he is having sex with. Increases his attraction to her ten fold. Women who get divorced inevidably purchase these, as a way to attract men and regain their self esteem which was crushed when her husband dropped her for his secretary who's 20 years younger than she. MEn also buy these for women in the hopes that they stop wearing bras.

"great tits, look at those implants"

by MikeyVanMichealson May 31, 2006

Implant

Usually associated with the breast, but can be inserted in the Penis and as collagen in the lips.
Silicon - Implants, make the Tits look good!.

My implants make my Tits look bigger than before!. Thankyou Plastic Surgeon!

Or: Wow, My dick is 12in long!!..

by leichenhalle August 30, 2003

implants

Man's best friend.

Implants can turn a pretty girl into a hot girl.

by Darren Sutton March 31, 2003