Definitions by Halit

Mission Impissable 

The act of knowing you are so drunk you can't make it to the toilet but trying anyway...

Pisshead #1 - "Where are you going? You can hardly walk."

Pisshead #2 - I'm goish to ze toilletsh."

Pisshead #1 - "Dude, that's Mission Impissable."

Pisshead #2 - "Ghhahrasdkjshshs."

Mission Impissable by Halit March 6, 2009

thunderdump 

The act of defecation, where the person has been waiting for a long time and the result is an inordinately large and powerful session on the crapper. It could possibly break the bowl.

"Jeez Jonny. I just took a thunderdump. They'll hear that in china."

"That thunderdump ruptured something inside I tell ya mate."

thunderdump by Halit November 26, 2007

Kronenbird

A women, who from behind appears to have the hot body of a 16 year old, but when seen from the front has a face of a 64 year old. Derived from the famous beer 'Kronenberg 1664'.

"I was stood at the bus stop mate, and I saw a proper Kronenbird stood there."

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Kronenbird by Halit November 23, 2006

Boo Hiss 

When something has gone wrong, is very bad or most disagreeable.

"I got caught with the vicar's wife again Alex."
"Oh Boo Hiss."

"I have Aids."
"That is mucho Boo Hiss!"

"And United have scored!!"
"Boo!!!! Hiss!!!!"

Boo Hiss by Halit May 14, 2006