Impalpable

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Something you can't touch.

"Can't touch this."

or

"This object is impalpable."

Impalpable by Ketrinon November 20, 2009

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impalpable

Not to be felt.

impalpable by LarstaiT November 7, 2003

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impalpable • implacable • impastable • Imperpable • impoppable

impastable

pasta that is difficult to eat.

Eating spaghetti in a restaurant on a blind date is impastable.

impastable by Supercraptastic February 23, 2011

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implacable

Unable to pacify.
Unable to appease.
Unrelenting.

My enemy is implacable

implacable by Robin December 5, 2004

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implacable

A descriptive word indicative of a person who is predisposed to very clean teeth.

The guy is so implacable that his dentist had to give up his business.

implacable by Paradoctor April 22, 2018

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impoppable

the inability to pop something

“My toes are impoppable after wearing those heels!”

impoppable by lil windex74 April 8, 2024

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Imperpable

Nearly flawless; so close to perfection that faults are barely perceptible.

His artwork was imperpable — almost too perfect to criticize.

Imperpable by Christian Ebube Isiakpu(age16) October 16, 2025

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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