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Immory is a white trash nazi racist who is not trust worthy with any information. He can't get girls for shit and when he does he isn't loyal. He is a crackhead who would bring Crack to school and sniff it for 10 bucks. This person thinks he can rap but ends up just stopping cause he can't for shit. This person will always ask for money and when you don't give it he'll call you broke knowing damn well he's broker then you. He probably has a secret crush on you even if your a male. He's also white and racist as hell.
Immory: can I have 5 bucks
You: no man I don't have the money on me
Immory: you know what fuck you you broke monkey.
immory by Cock slayer 9000 April 7, 2022

Immortalized

what j grimes (junior grimes) has become
Junior grimes is immortalized, his ascension is inevitable and the earth shall be his to forever conquer and enslave its people
Immortalized by U R clueless November 3, 2021
the dead on definition of junior grimes (J. Grimes) “June wick”, “junifer” etc

He/she is a corrupt and menacing individual who’s able to slip by undetected as their crimes destroy people and terrorize society,

The immoral J grimes

The infamous J grimes
The illicit J Grimes

There’s not enough words to describe junior but immoral is most definitely one of them

Vicious, malevolent, deadly, chaotic, evil, beautiful yet deceptive, etc

Immoral means J grimes
Example:

Junior grimes is immoral and his actions contradict his words yet they don’t because like he said before “I am everything and none of it at the same time for I can be whatever you want me to be”

J Grimes is immoral

Immoral is j grimes
Immoral by Wtf even is a username??! December 29, 2021
junior grimes (old J) or “magic J” whatever tf people call him
Junior is immoral as he has zero filter and even less guilt for whom he torments and enjoys seeing people destroy one another as themselves
Immoral by Mf boone December 29, 2021

my immortal 

A fan fiction that, if it's fake, then it's complete genius; and if it's real it's total desecration of a perfectly good book/movie series. Starring the ultimate Mary Sue Ebony Dark'ness Raven Dementia Way, who is "totally goff". Nearly everything is misspelled. ALL of the characters are COMPLETELY ooc. Also, theyre SO cool, that they do crack AND coke. Because apparently the author didn't realize that crack IS coke.
Regarded as the worst fanfiction in the history of all fan fiction, My Immortal is highly entertaining. Giving us new words like "virility" instead of "virginity", "mastacate" instead of "masturbate", and "excretion" instead of "discretion".

Very much recommended. You don't need to be a harry potter fan- it will make you laugh, I swear.
Friend: "Let's read my immortal!"

Friend two: "No, I'm afraid I'll vomit."

Friend: "But I want to find out what happens to Ebony/Enoby/Ebobby/Egogy/Tara, or however else the author decides to spell her name!"
my immortal by Lawlz, June 23, 2008

my immortal 

1. a song by evanescence (a modern-ish proto-goth pop band fronted by Amy Lee)

2. A satirical masterpiece, combining all the most undesirable aspects of most fanfics. Some of these include; constant horrific grammatical/spelling errors, rape of cannon of a popular movie (harry potter in this case), forgetting setting/character's names to a confusing degree, forced blending of personal interest, promotion of one poseur clique over another (goths), and Pre-teen virgin sexual fantasies. Fictional author tara gilesbe (often misspelled), invents cliched characters who seem to have the exact same personality, and similar appearence. she also awkwardly blends fictional characters with her real life friends reflecting their relationships.
My immortal is one of the best songs ever written. It reflects how my soul felt after my last breakup

Tara: Lolz!! prepz be wear!! my immortal fart two cums ut dis weak!!! goffs rule
my immortal by jerskater March 12, 2008

my immortal 

The worst fan fiction in the history of fan fiction. Possibly a genius fake by a dedicated troll. it is very likely that the author is dyslexic.
Friend: "dude, you have to read my immortal"

Friend: " why? It's total shit, and my grandma just died"

Friend: "exactly! You need a good laugh"
my immortal by The F-ing F-offs June 30, 2008
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