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immortalist

A person who would like to live forever in the physical-biological sense via expected future advances in science and technology.
Omg, he reads Kurzweil and is an mprize.com supporter, what an immortalist!
immortalist by aaa334f3fff33 October 24, 2007
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Immortalist

A sentient conscience that has immense power and utilizes that power to prolonge oneself.
Thanos was an Immortalist.
Immortalist by Kenomax February 4, 2021

Immortalized

what j grimes (junior grimes) has become
Junior grimes is immortalized, his ascension is inevitable and the earth shall be his to forever conquer and enslave its people
Immortalized by U R clueless November 3, 2021

Immortalitying 

The act of cold water therapy, no fapping or PMO, one mealing or OMAD, intermittent fasting, floor sleeping, earthing, consuming alkaline & reverse osmosis water, and hanging upside down booting, Dan’s Dad.
Jumping into the ocean, lake, pond, during severe cold weather conditions such as winter storm is immortalitying.
Immortalitying by JSQ February 21, 2019

Immortals 

A term that is often misused in refferance to someone really tough or is hard to kill.

The actual term means it cannot die, no matter what.

'Vampires' definition of immortality is often misleading. Where it is true vampires can live forever, they can still be killed via sunlight and other various means. This means they are, in fact, not immortal. The same goes with characters like Kratos from the video game 'God of war 2'. He had his immortality taken away, and was mortal again. Because there was a way to take away his 'immortality', he wasn't really immortal in the first place.

Immortals are not liable or subject to death. If there is a way to kill them, they aren't really immortal.

The true definition means 'unending life'.

There are several meathods of immortality. One is regenerative abilities, to be able to regenerate from absolutely nothing. Another way is resurrection, where one can never really die but instead their death is their rebirth and they simply reincarnate like a Phoenix without the use of ashes. And of course, last but not least, the invulnurable kind. The ones that you just can't harm.

Immortals have lived forever with no way of dying and were/always be around, and mortals who achieve immortality eliminate death altogether forever. This is sad however as eventually they will be forced to live in a boring and unending existence with no way out because they cannot kill themselves to stop it and no way to reverse the process. You are immortal, it's impossible become mortal again because that would mean death is a possibility, a fate impossible for an immortal.
Abundant health and vitality.
Infinite health. Automatically instant refilling health bar when it reaches zero.

Immortals can jump off a building and live.

They wouldn't die even if you killed them. There is no way to kill an immortal.

Year 1: Dude, check it out! I'm immortal!
999999999 years later:
Baaaaaaaaawwwww!!!!
Immortals by Superbad11114 June 18, 2009

sexual immorality 

having sex with whoever and whenever just for the heck of it
The song Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado romanticizes sexual immorality.
sexual immorality by liyamarn June 11, 2008

Homo immortalis omnipotent 

The next step in evolution, from Homo sapiens sapiens to Homo immortalis omnipotent
Science, Gene Engineering, Nano Technology, Epigenesis, Astrophysics
etc. and Extra Terrestrial Migration will allow for “Goal Oriented Evolution”, leading to Homo immortalis omnipotent
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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