immortify 

Verb. To simultaneously immortalize and mortify an individual, usually by posting an embarrassing photo or video of them on the internet (e.g. Facebook, YouTube, etc.).

-Let's tag this pic of Frankie puking Pabst all over her fixie bike so all her Facebook friends see it.

-That'll totally immortify her.

immortify by Rayomatic October 4, 2010

Immortify 

To become immortal
(see immortal)

I have been immortified

Immortify by Lito December 24, 2002

Immortify 

To make immortal.

I'm going to immortify you.

Immortify by Nikki T June 2, 2003

Immorticide 

The act of committing eternal life.

Now that you've committed immorticide, you will never die, not even if you're chopped into atoms, stuck into fifty thousand supermassive black holes, and live to one hundred sextillion googolplex years after the death of the universe. God can't kill you. The destruction of the omniverse can't kill you. And you're going to experience all of it and all the pain, too.

Immorticide by Mr. Doomburg February 3, 2014

Immortification 

The process of imortifying
see imortifying

I went through the Imortification Process

Immortification by Lito December 24, 2002