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To create a Iluke start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.
Iluke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways she is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet an Iluke , show her she’s special by hiding things to make her smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.
iluke by Sara Miller the first November 17, 2020
Words you can keep
"first man" in Turkish. Although it also describes anyone who is so friendly and likeable that he is first person you think of when compiling the guest list to your party.
I'm want something fun to do tonite but have no plans... I know, I'll just call Ilker!
Ilker by Legomego February 4, 2010

ilkeston school

Means SHIT!
It is SHIT!
Probably made out of SHIT!
ilkeston school by Ste 'n' Jake December 16, 2004
ilke is a girls name. In Greek it means 'light'. It can also mean 'same'. ilke is a very cool person who is really really pretty. ilke is also really really awesome. ilke can also commonly be confused with words such as ike and like but these words have no relation what so ever to the word ilke.
Look there's ilke, she is so awesome!
ilke by ilc246 December 18, 2012
The best and most pretty girl in the world. Usually gets all the boys. Always popular in school.
I can't believe you know a ilkem.
Ilkem by Sarah218 June 18, 2018
Short form for "I'll let you know"

Nice & easy abbv since "i" "l" "u" "k" are keys adjacent to each other.
Guy A: "So when do you want to meet up?"

Guy B: "Hmm, iluk"

Guy A: "You better!"
iluk by TheAZZ November 21, 2010

ILIKECHEEZE

ILIKECHEEZE has words
ILIKECHEEZE by shit words October 9, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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