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Basically the funniest person you'll ever meet. Easy to talk to, good listener. All the bitches love him because he looks like Drake.
Ion gone lie homie, I wanna be like ILFAN.

Ay yo is that Ilfan from the ends? He's so peng.
Ilfan by YouJokeman June 5, 2020
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extremely fat. struggles to walk up the stairs. owns a juju cat. says he's busy with work but busy watching youtube tutorials on how to be a pathological liar.
yo bro you wanna go out? nah man i'm gonna be an ilfan and stay at home
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Young, handsome and funny individual. Very witty humour.

He do be beaming people with the kilo doe
Wow you found another Ilfan urban dictionary name. GG
Ilfan by YouJokeman September 24, 2020

Infant Annihilator

A boy band for kids and teens with wholesome lyrics, melodic vocals and catchy tunes. Just like One Direction. Their music videos consist mainly of playing in the forest and running at the beach on a sunny afternoon. Recommended for every Belieber who seeks new idols to love.
« My daughter LOVES Infant Annihilator! She always squeals with happiness every time she hears them on the radio! »
This ancient Hebrew name has evolved to mean Perfect Woman. An Ilana is not only a warrior that never gives up, but probably the most beautiful person in the room. An Ilana mixes energy with raw sex appeal and becomes a magnet and fire simultaneously making everyone who meets her become better people. An Ilana makes everyone wish that one day they woke up next to her.
Person 1. I don't think I can do it.
*Ilana walks in*
Person 2. I can take over the world!

"I used to believe life was a chore and then I met Ilana!"

"I used to dream of One Day. Ilana made it happen."
Ilana by Runbabyrun7281 October 1, 2017
A beautiful girl with bright eyes that light up a room, and gorgeous hair that always smells like strawberry shampoo. Her height is perfect for her personality, and her style is aesthetic. She is headstrong but also very kind and loud. She isn't afraid to do what she thinks is right, and will always give good advice. She is an amazing friend who always has your back and can always be trusted. Her emotions can change as fast as one can blink, and she loves to love.
"Wow Iliana is so amazing, I want to be her friend"
"Wow Iliana is gorgeous"
Iliana by Carllisto February 8, 2019
Ileanna is a very bright, smart, beautiful, and kind person. She doesn't act herself when nervous but is most definitely the realist person you will ever meet. She is very trustworthy and kind-hearted. She hates drama but will always stick up for herself. She's usually Biracial and has medium-long dark brown hair. Ileanna('s) Love animals and wants to help whenever she can. Often miss understood but so many people like her for who she is. Definitely Best Frieend material
Ileanna is my best friend because of her unique personality.
Ileanna by Hannah100 August 14, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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