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Illing middle school CT. 

A shit school with annoying ass teachers. The school acts all fucking prestigious by naming the teams after good university’s such as Dartmouth or Syracuse even though 40% of the kids can’t even read.supprisingly,the white Christian kids are the minority but end up being the kids that shoot up the school , kids in the 8th grade get knocked up.80% of the girls are LGBTQ even though by high school they will be straight again because they think it’s so quirky.Fights run rampant in this hellhole with weave snatches being a frequent thing.the worst fucking thing is the lunch room, if you stand up for more than 3 minutes you get a in school suspension, and the food is like the shit you would find in a prison, with meat as grey as my grandmas ashes and bread as stale as the bleak ass wall, over all a general shithole.
“Nigga your dumb as fuck with your 5 F-‘s but hey it’s Illing middle school CT.
when people are being rude but funny.
Max: females are kinda gay
Ethan: ha ha ha
nathaniel: you be illing tho
illing by bruhduhduh March 30, 2018
A sNEAKY nIGHT mUPPET... very sneaky, and very night muppetish. Avoid this one at all costs in Counterstrike.
sNEAKY nIGHT mUPPET
illingby by Massa June 4, 2004
not well, acting sick in some way, either physically or mentally.
The boy WANTED to do chores? He must be illing!
illing by ChickenFarmerFred August 21, 2011

illingworth

Noun. The expression on the face of someone taking it in the ass.
Yeah baby, show me your illingworth.
illingworth by anon April 10, 2005

illingworth

Verb. To display a camp look of complete stupefied blankness in response to a concept, event or word.
I asked him where his metatarsals were and he just illingworthed.
illingworth by Phish April 7, 2005
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