A shit school with annoying ass teachers. The school acts all fucking prestigious by naming the teams after good university’s such as Dartmouth or Syracuse even though 40% of the kids can’t even read.supprisingly,the white Christian kids are the minority but end up being the kids that shoot up the school , kids in the 8th grade get knocked up.80% of the girls are LGBTQ even though by high school they will be straight again because they think it’s so quirky.Fights run rampant in this hellhole with weave snatches being a frequent thing.the worst fucking thing is the lunch room, if you stand up for more than 3 minutes you get a in school suspension, and the food is like the shit you would find in a prison, with meat as grey as my grandmas ashes and bread as stale as the bleak ass wall, over all a general shithole.

“Nigga your dumb as fuck with your 5 F-‘s but hey it’s Illing middle school CT.

Illing middle school CT. by Incellchad709 February 29, 2020

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Metamora, Illinois

In the ass-end of nowhere, a small town in central illinois with one stoplight and a mcdonalds. a few gas stations, a school, and thats about it. Everyone here loves football and if you are not obsessed with it you are considered a douche.

Guy 1: Dude im tired of chicago, lets go on a road trip south.
Guy 2: K dude I know the perfect place, Metamora, Illinois!
Guy 1: Where the hell is that?
Guy 2: Its this tiny town by peoria surrounded by cornfields!
Guy 1: Wow I hate you.

Metamora, Illinois by MetamoraGuy June 28, 2009

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Illinois

A state that feels more like a large city surrounded by farmland. Most people who live in this state feel that it is divided into two areas--Chicago and Downstate. Although the official state capital is Springfield, just about everything gets done in Chicago. In fact, some out-of-staters actually believe that the capital of Illinois is Chicago. Because of this, and many other things, most "downstaters" resent everything and everyone from Chicago.

Visitor: Where are you from?
Illinois Guy: I'm from Peoria, Illinois.
Visitor: Where's that? Near Chicago?
Illinois Guy: No, it's about 50 miles west of Bloomington.
Visitor: Where's Bloomington?
Illinois Guy: Oh, forget it. It's near Chicago.

Illinois by Smooth B April 27, 2004

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Carterville Illinois

White trash capital of the Illinois Ozarks. Largest consumer of fentanyl and oxycodone in the region. Largest producer of methamphetamine. Wear realtree camouflage to show your fashion sense. Pay Northern Illinois taxes for Appalachian hillbilly culture and disadvantages. Pretty good values in mobile home sites (even for double wides). Some great banjo venues.

You cain't miss stopping in Carterville Illinois.

Carterville Illinois by Louie^2 March 12, 2017

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