Phish's definitions

uncle craggle

Noun. That strange drunk man at the party that insists you call him Uncle, and sit on his knee, when you are in no way related. Items always seem to go missing after Uncle Craggle has visited.

Come talk to your Uncle Craggle. All right!

by Phish April 8, 2005

SQRT((NAF)^4)

a long sleeved life vest used as a jacket. see also PFD, NAF NAF or (NAF)^2

You have a NAF NAF! You are a homophobic hetrosexual.

by PHISH November 24, 2003

slutfink

Noun. A alcoholic human male that, in spite of constant alcohol abuse, bad taste in drinking shirts and a complete lack of remorse, remains completely irresistable to the opposite sex.

He was so drunk, but he still managed to sleep with her in a bed with a girl on kidney dialysis. Yo, he is such a slutfink.

by Phish April 8, 2005

NAF NAF

A life vest that you use like a jacket.

Hey you have a NAF NAF, what did you do jump ship or sumfin?

by PHISH November 24, 2003

fu fu meat u

Quote. The last words of Big Col (the famous poet) before he collapsed in a mixture of ketchup, gravy and pie. Big Col was extremely drunk and had no idea where he was, what he was doing or what he was saying. This term is used by anyone trying to express the same in their last statement before unconciousness.

Schlabb mraa? Splerr. What? Bastard. Curry. Mfurrah... Fu fu meat u.

by Phish April 10, 2005

illingworth

Verb. To display a camp look of complete stupefied blankness in response to a concept, event or word.

I asked him where his metatarsals were and he just illingworthed.

by Phish April 7, 2005

chunderwuzzer

Noun. Any mad australian that has had too much to drink, been thrown out of a pub and is laying in the street with his trousers around his ankles sobbing and vommiting - constantly living the fu fu meat u moment.

Why is Cobby crying like a bitch? Why is he half-stripped? Has he been raped? What a chunderwuzzer.

by Phish April 13, 2005