mackeral

A mackeral is a word used in London and the surrounding countys to describe a wannabe gangsta. These are people who try to intimidate others by threatening them with gangster actions such as 'spraying them wiv their Ak's' or 'merking them with their mandem'. However, any attempt to do so would be futlye. The perpertrators are normally 'wastemanz' or 'hairdressers' who try to make themselves feel better by trying to act cool and hard.
Martyn: oi blud , call up yo' Peter Pandem, we gots bare beef wiv rob da hairdresser

Matt: aaww Allow bruv, that bredrin is a Mackeral. I slew manz like dat on da reg just fo jizzlez.

Martyn: Brrrrrrrllllllaaaaap.
by Jack Da Rippa January 31, 2006
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Duck Away

basically means to leave. can be used as an alternative to the word dust or as an insult to tell someone to leave you alone.
Nick: negroid u r vexing me , duck away blud!
Clarke: oh dear god , im very sorry kind sir, i will duck away immediately to avoid n e further confrontation.

Ritchie: Shizzle, its the po po , duck away manz
Rippa: na dont worry homie , i will just draw for my 9 and slew dem wastemanz
ritchie: Standard
by Jack Da Rippa February 16, 2006
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burst

To 'burst' someone is to shoot someone.
The famous example of the word 'burst' being used in this context was in the Megaman (of so solid crew) murder case when a witness claimed he heard megaman telling a friend he was going to 'burst' someone who had disrespected him.

1.
Clarke: yo blud this new Take That tune is off da hizzle fo shizzle
Matt: Bumbaclot, if me hear u say that again i'll burst yo' b*tch ass.

2.
Jonny V - some bredrin stepped to my brother yesterday!
Matt - lets burst that wasteman!
by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2008
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G dub

Refers to a woman having a vagina which is more hairy than average.
G Dub derrives from George W Bush , bush being another name for hairy vagina.
Adrian - she is sum g dub having ass motherfucker , i had to crack out the sheers before i tapped that hoe.
by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2008
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cackjoust

the above definition is actually refferring to a cockjoust which is the thrusting of an erect penis. cackjoust is in fact referring to a homosexual person. cack meaning shit , poo. joust meaning - push , thrust , ie . the thrusting of a penis into an anus (cack)genrally of a male.
err. dude you are a fucking cack jouster

you blatenly cackjoust on da reg , you fag.
by Jack Da Rippa May 13, 2005
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Negroid

a friendly term referring either to ablack man or to a anyone you consider a friend.
This word was first made popular in the ghetto of Enfield, North London but quickly spread round london UK and the suburbs. Most noticably St.Albans where it is common lingo.
'yo safe negroid.

'wagwarn negroid.'
by Jack Da Rippa May 13, 2005
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Clink

Money, pound , dollar - also directly relates to clinkting meaning expensive or a lot of money.
'this weed was 50 clinks'
'nigga, dat is bare clinkting'
by Jack Da Rippa May 13, 2005
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