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illregular

Something out of the ordinary, something so amazingly awesome it will make you second guess everything you've been taught, yet you still cant seem to look away. Anyone given the status of illregular is a true prodigy and should be treated like a king
-"Woah!! Did you see how Justin was gettin it at the club last night?" "Yea man I've never seen anyone dance with 8 women at once like that, that shit was illregular.

-"Omg Becky the things me and jimmy did last night is illegal in 8 states it was so illregular"
illregular by The deliverer June 26, 2010
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Irregular Americans

The politically correct term used to refer to circus freaks.
"I even helped a whole town of circus freaks — dammit, you're not supposed to call them 'freaks' — Irregular Americans."
Irregular Americans by Solo Amadeus October 24, 2022

Japanese Irregulars

Those volunteers that have been blogging daily since the March 11, 2011 Trillion Dollar Eco-Disaster in Japan; posting up to date information from sources World Wide, because MSM will not!
I learned from the Japanese Irregulars today, that 3 reactors in Fukushima, Japan have melted down and are now causing a Several Trillion Dollar Eco-Disaster (STDED)!
Japanese Irregulars by CaptD December 28, 2011

Illegularity 

Things that are illegal ; a more profound way to say 'illegal things'.
We shouldn't do illegularity - it's simply not worth it!

We are law-abiding citizens, we don't do the illegularities.
Illegularity by RYCHALICE December 20, 2017

Irregular Fuck Beat 

Irregular Fuck Beat, or IFB, is a very off rhythm or IRREGULAR beat of one person giving it to their partner in the bedroom or where ever he and she may find it appropriate to bang.
*knockknockknock knock knock knockknockknockknock*
Dude do you hear that?
Yea wtf is that?
Not sure lets find out.
(in hall way outside of bedroom)
*knock knock knock knockknock knock knockknockknock*
Oh thats just He and She.
She did tell me earlier that He had a really bad IFB.
ifb?
IRREGULAR FUCK BEAT
ooohh ok, at least move the bed away from the wall so others can all sleep.

Irregular 

When an individual is behaving in manner which is deemed questionable by his or her peers.
Boy 1 - 'Have you spoken to jamal lately'
Boy 2 - 'Nah man, that nigga moving irregular'
Irregular by Hood Houdini November 27, 2018

irregular 

When you have so much crap in your system, it backs up to your brain.
The Japanese Irregulars on Huff Po are full of crap. CrapD is full of most of it.
irregular by Helen Scaldicrotch December 27, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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