illoji 

A god of sexual power and fertility
Iloji is a Gram-devta a god of village. We can find the statues of the Iloji almost in every village of the Western Rajasthan. If you see, a strong man with moustaches showing his long penis in any chowk cortyard, identify him as Iloji
Male devotees of the Iloji pray for the sexual power and long lasting joys where as females beg for the child. It is common saying in the Western Rajasthan that if a lady does not conceive any child, she may worship to the Iloji and will get definitely child. In the night of Holi, after Holi-dahan when all the members sing the Gair in front of the Holi, ladies go the statue of the Iloji and hug with him. This divine touch gives them baby.

Hei god illoji I pray give me baby, I will come to you on holi festiwal.

illoji by babuda April 1, 2009

Illogistics 

the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of a business or other operation in preparation for an event that is mythological or totally insane.

If the rapture happened right now, what would happen to my cats? I need to take care of the illogistics and register the cats with the good people at After The Rapture Pet Care

Illogistics by cheeseinvert June 18, 2011

illoJuan 

Illojuan is a famous streamer who streams games that came out in the Pleistocene and just chatting that last an average of twelve hours. He is often confused with a youtuber named LMDshow, with whom he bears a strong resemblance. His best friend is a pear named Guille and his couple is another streamer named Knekro.

"English speakers, the skin, is okay. You watch this two hours, you get the skin. And dont tell me when I dont stream, 'stream'. You are not my father, understand? I mean, I stream when I can and when I want. I have the freedom to stream when I want. Dont come to twitter to say: 'Ah, illojuan, stream' Wtf man? Do I tell you when to go to work? No man, so don't tell me, when I have to work, you understand?" - Juan Alberto García

illoJuan by Groochy January 11, 2023

Illogikal 

When something is too illogical. Also, the illogical way of spelling illogical; see ironic.

Christian:"God will help me in my time of need!"
Atheist:"No he won't, your thinking is so illogikal"

Illogikal by Illogikal January 24, 2010

Illogical

Spocks favorite saying

" Captain Kirk, that is highly illogical"

Illogical by Carrotk May 31, 2009

illogic 

A sick underground rapper, whose lyrics show that he is a certified genius

Person # 1; Yo u catch that new illogic song
Person # 2: Yeah that thing is BO$$$

illogic by Dan tha stay fresh king of the east coat underground May 4, 2008

illogical

Not possible; unlikely; very rare.

"DUDE! I CAME TO THE YEAR 3000!!"
"Yo. That's illogical. I can't have it."

illogical by xxbnmmnbxx November 17, 2007