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Illogikal 

When something is too illogical. Also, the illogical way of spelling illogical; see ironic.
Christian:"God will help me in my time of need!"
Atheist:"No he won't, your thinking is so illogikal"
Illogikal by Illogikal January 24, 2010
"DUDE! I CAME TO THE YEAR 3000!!"
"Yo. That's illogical. I can't have it."
illogical by xxbnmmnbxx November 17, 2007

bio-illogical clock 

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."
Something or someone incapable of applying or void of logic.
All Boomers are illogical with regards to the environment
Illogical by 456a13 November 11, 2019

illogicate 

to make someone smarter by means of severe beatings with textbooks
americans should use this method to educate their dumbass bomb making, gun toting, wife beating children
illogicate by Ninjalo March 24, 2004