illmobile

(Noun): A car so decrepit that rusting body panels are held together only with masking tape and syphilis.

"The illmobile's busted. Lets gain manpoints by fixing it while drinking ones."

illmobile by Spider-Man September 9, 2003

Immobile 

1. Motionless: without moving.

2. Incapable of motion: Unable to move or be moved.

He stood perfectly immobile for a few seconds.

Immobile by Jafje April 5, 2007

immobilescalaphobia 

Fear of a moving escalator stopping while riding or a non-moving escalator starting while walking on it.

I’m not getting on that escalator, I suffer from immobilescalaphobia.

immobilescalaphobia by rgheadrick September 19, 2016

iMobile 

A car with only one pedal.

I heard that you like Macs, so we tuned your car to iMobile.

iMobile by Dimatra February 4, 2010

Ciro Immobile 

Being pathetically embarrassing.
Doing something pathetic and embarrassing.

He faked injury to gain a penalty and then miracally recovered as the teammate scored a goal.

Ah, he did a Ciro Immobile?

Ciro Immobile by blixtebålefrän July 3, 2021

Immobile 

A non-virgin. The opposite being 'mobile' (virgin), often used in awkward situations.

"So Patty, you're...immobile?"
"Yes, I'm sorry, but I couldn't wait for you forever!"

Immobile by Geena-ish July 26, 2008

Immobile Obese

Immobile Obese means opposite to obese obese but is the skinny vision morbidly and immobile is put there to say if the word ment skinny so immobile obese is pictures of real anorexia

Immobile Obese means that your skinny anorexic and the obese obese opposite

Immobile Obese by Truthofficial777 January 1, 2020