Definitions by Spider-Man

Roman tattoo 

When a Man slaps his penis on the back of his partener's neck, leaving a mark in the shape of his penis at the point of impact.

John gave Jen a roman tattoo on her neck.

Roman tattoo by Spider-Man October 28, 2003

illmobile

(Noun): A car so decrepit that rusting body panels are held together only with masking tape and syphilis.

"The illmobile's busted. Lets gain manpoints by fixing it while drinking ones."

illmobile by Spider-Man September 9, 2003