Spider-Man's definitions

illmobile

(Noun): A car so decrepit that rusting body panels are held together only with masking tape and syphilis.

"The illmobile's busted. Lets gain manpoints by fixing it while drinking ones."

by Spider-Man September 9, 2003

Roman tattoo

When a Man slaps his penis on the back of his partener's neck, leaving a mark in the shape of his penis at the point of impact.

John gave Jen a roman tattoo on her neck.

by Spider-Man October 28, 2003