Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Geena-ish

Schmucky Dilbert

1) An incredibly insulting term.
2) The disturbing state of a penis after butt sex.

1) "You are such a Schmucky Dilbert!"
2) "Ugh, gross. I got a Schmucky Dilbert."

"Get your butt over here, swish-spit!"

An elegant way to say "fart", or "let one fly". Usually said with Brittish inflection.

"Ooh, why, it seems someone just let-out a whinbloe!"

Whinbloe by Geena-ish July 26, 2008

Derived from the phone service 'Virgin Mobile', used in the place of the word 'Virgin' in awkward situations. The opposite being 'immobile'.

"Patty, are...are you...mobile?"
"Well, actually, I had intercourse with Tom."
"So, I guess you're immobile then."

Mobile by Geena-ish July 26, 2008

A non-virgin. The opposite being 'mobile' (virgin), often used in awkward situations.

"So Patty, you're...immobile?"
"Yes, I'm sorry, but I couldn't wait for you forever!"

Immobile by Geena-ish July 26, 2008

"I went all ripshit on him when he insulted me!"

Ripshit by Geena-ish July 24, 2008

"Whoa, look at the size of his lozege!" or "I want the grape lozenge!"

Lozenge by Geena-ish July 16, 2008