illeglawl

A kind of illegality that is laughed at, rather than taken seriously. alt spelling: illeglol

A: Isn't it illegal to honk like that?

B: Probably. More importantly, it's illeglawl.

illeglawl by PaleBlueYacht May 12, 2013

illegally blind 

A person who is blind illegally, and has a warrant for being blind.

"Hey, you're illegally blind! Get over here!"

illegally blind by ArthurM0rgan November 20, 2019

illegal smashing 

This is what most people do when they smash. Happens a lot at Old Baby. It's perfectly harmless and has shown no signs of health concerns. Commonly associated with the act of schlop.

"So, do most people smash... Illegally?"

"Me and my girlfriend often participate in illegal smashing"

illegal smashing by Father_Grande_69 March 29, 2017

Illegal Gymigrant 

A term describing a person who sneaks into the gym without paying, or someone who uses another's gym pass in order to work out.

Brad always worked out three times a week, but, being an illegal gymigrant, he never actually paid to use the gym facilities - he just snuck past the front desk.

Illegal Gymigrant by L0 June 13, 2010

illegal lane change 

Changing from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse without the consent of the female partner.

Barb went ballistic when Ken pulled an illegal lane change last night.

illegal lane change by Topher Kersting February 14, 2006

lil illegal baby 

a memoji that pops out when you do something illegal

Minecraft banana herd that has strocks-gosh your such a lil illegal baby
Milena-me too

lil illegal baby by minecraft chicken nuggets January 1, 2022

turbo illegal 

extremely illegal, like government hit squad illegall

*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.
- War Thunder (Twitter)

turbo illegal by REDACTEDD April 28, 2023