ikeia
This man is a ikeia
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IKEA tower
The beacon home. The answer to our problems. The IKEA tower reminds us that from Water Sheep we come from to Water Sheep we return
IKEA tower by Raw X3 X3 August 6, 2019
IKEAphobia
There's no way that I'm going back to IKEA. I spent an hour in that maze of a store trying to escape. My wife says I have a case of IKEAphobia!
IKEAphobia by p mammen October 25, 2009
ikea hotel
A tower that consists of different level and rooms in Pewdiepie’s Terraria series. First known resident of this structure is Connor (though he never really was invited). Some say that when the old IKEA tower flew to the skies it found its way to the world of Terraria.
Gamer 1: where did the video old Ikea tower go?
Gamer 2: oh it apparently landed on the land of Terraria and has now been renamed IKEA hotel.
Gamer 1: Very Nice!
Gamer 2: oh it apparently landed on the land of Terraria and has now been renamed IKEA hotel.
Gamer 1: Very Nice!
ikea hotel by SomeRandomDudeOnTheInternet1 December 2, 2019
Ikea
(n)1. The greatest furniture store if you want to get rid of your children.
2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit
crooked
2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit
crooked
I've been here for thirty years in this Ikea store, still trying to find my mother in all this furniture.
Ikea by YaBoyCheesecake November 7, 2017
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