idiotstick 

A stupid person. 'idiot' describes someone that is stupid, but adding '-stick' denotes that the person is as dumb as a stick.

You missed the field goal? an 18-yard attempt?! Fuckin' idiotstick.

idiotstick by Tengu March 31, 2005

Idiot Stick 

In the Midwest an idiot stick is a tool resembling a golf club with an elongated head that is serrated and used for cutting high weeds.

The convicts swung idiot sticks all day under the hot sun, cutting weeds along the county road.

Idiot Stick by Marklemagne March 20, 2010

idiot stick 

A toy, made of a wooden tube with a dowel rod attached to a bullet-shaped cone. The dowel has a notch near the free end so that when it is inserted into the wooden tube, the notch is supposed to hook over a rubber band passed through the tube near the far end from the opening. It is called an "Idiot stick" because the dowel is not long enough to hook the rubber band so that when it is pulled out it will snap back into the tube when released. The operator must squeeze the bullet end and thereby propel the dowel back with the illusion it is being done by the rubber band. The "victim" will try for a long time to hook the rubber band, therefore looking like an idiot--especially when it is finally explained to him!

Search for "idiot stick" and you will find pictures of them for sale under Americana or folk crafts.

idiot stick by Doc Conner January 3, 2009

idiot stick 

The most menial labor available, involving a stick with bristles at one end, and an idiot at the other. See broom.

"He pushed an idiotstick all day for minimum wage."

idiot stick by endo August 24, 2004

idiot stick 

May apply to a shovel used by bricklayers labourers or a spade used by ground labourers ,a term of contempt for menial workers in the construction industry.

Hey pal ,get your idiot stick and clean up over here.

idiot stick by EnglishBricky November 8, 2007

Idiot stick 

Some one who is just plain being dumb. You’re not mad at them and they may even be your friend, but they are being really dumb

-Dude did you hear what Craig did??
-Yeah, he’s an idiot stick

Idiot stick by Pet Petunia November 29, 2017

Idiotsticks 

The foamy rubber tubes NBA and NCAA teams disseminate among fans in the stands under respective baskets at each end of the floor--with the expectation that beating two crazy-colored "noodles" together in cacophonous non-unison will distract a highly skilled player from making a free throw.

Idiotsticks aflail, the hometown crowd jeered then roared when the opponent's top player choked a one-plus-one.

Idiotsticks by The Knuckle November 2, 2018