idiot'dick

A situation when ones pockets have an object within that creates the illusion of having a massive erection. To be fully within the criteria of "idiot'dick". said "idiot'dick must be completely unawares of the massive illusionary erection in question... thus creating an idiot'dick.... watch out for pocketcocks!

when speaking to your cousin and and your lady friend interrupts and says "why do you have an erection!" in shock. embarrassment and laughter occur immediately. such an idiot'dick

idiot'dick by dick idiot December 5, 2014

dick idiot 

One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.

The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.

I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.

I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.

Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?

If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.

Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.

Ya dick idiot.

dick idiot by HiBaller69 December 4, 2013

Idioticking

The action of being an idiot

Why are you Idioticking

Idioticking by Sebbywebby October 12, 2026