There are a few situations where one could yell this phrase, but the main thing is to convey sarcasm. For example if someone you know says something that seems utterly useless in a tone where they're trying to sound like it's the news of the year (and it really isn't), then you'd say this phrase in reply. See alert the media.
(instant messenger convo)
Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt
Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl
Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls
Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol
Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt
Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl
Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls
Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol
by Tengu October 25, 2006
similar to fuck me boots, porno shoes are shoes that women wear, typically worn by women in porno flicks. They're usually high-heeled stiletto shoes, or slutty looking platform shoes, or a hybrid of both. Said shoes can be worn anywhere, and can be compounded with short skirts or tight pants/shorts to further convey the 'i want some' signal.
- don't wear those porno shoes to church, all the old ladies are gonna be whispering about you behind your back.
- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.
- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.
by Tengu May 08, 2007
A stupid person. 'idiot' describes someone that is stupid, but adding '-stick' denotes that the person is as dumb as a stick.
by Tengu March 31, 2005
"all right boys, we've got two cases of beer, bottles of vodka, and a keg. We're getting filled full tonight!"
by tengu September 07, 2009
Homer Simpson's misspelling of the word 'stop'.
In the Simpsons Movie, when Homer located the truck in which his family was being held, he made an attempt to hold the truck off for a moment, using a red hexagon (as opposed to an octagon) with the word 'SOP' sloppily painted on it. But as with almost anything that Homer does, it actually worked.
In the Simpsons Movie, when Homer located the truck in which his family was being held, he made an attempt to hold the truck off for a moment, using a red hexagon (as opposed to an octagon) with the word 'SOP' sloppily painted on it. But as with almost anything that Homer does, it actually worked.
by Tengu May 22, 2008
verb, sports term. To block a scoring attempt, or to block a player with a fair amount of force so as to stop them in their tracks.
by Tengu April 01, 2005
1. Home Box Office, a quality channel airing shows such as The Sopranos and Sex and the City, as well as Oz.
2. Something my manager at McDonalds used to yell out randomly. Stands for "Hang Bag Out", a technique used in the drive-thru to reduce customer wait times. Normally you'd hang the bag(s) of food out as the person pulls up to the window so they don't have to wait forever for their order.
2. Something my manager at McDonalds used to yell out randomly. Stands for "Hang Bag Out", a technique used in the drive-thru to reduce customer wait times. Normally you'd hang the bag(s) of food out as the person pulls up to the window so they don't have to wait forever for their order.
1. "I think I'll see what's on HBO tonight"
2. "Remeber, James, HBO or else our drive-thru times are gonna be very high."
2. "Remeber, James, HBO or else our drive-thru times are gonna be very high."
by Tengu November 01, 2005