Idiotsticks

The foamy rubber tubes NBA and NCAA teams disseminate among fans in the stands under respective baskets at each end of the floor--with the expectation that beating two crazy-colored "noodles" together in cacophonous non-unison will distract a highly skilled player from making a free throw.
Idiotsticks aflail, the hometown crowd jeered then roared when the opponent's top player choked a one-plus-one.
by The Knuckle November 02, 2018
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idiotstick

A stupid person. 'idiot' describes someone that is stupid, but adding '-stick' denotes that the person is as dumb as a stick.
You missed the field goal? an 18-yard attempt?! Fuckin' idiotstick.
by Tengu March 31, 2005
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