Idiotsticks 

The foamy rubber tubes NBA and NCAA teams disseminate among fans in the stands under respective baskets at each end of the floor--with the expectation that beating two crazy-colored "noodles" together in cacophonous non-unison will distract a highly skilled player from making a free throw.

Idiotsticks aflail, the hometown crowd jeered then roared when the opponent's top player choked a one-plus-one.

Idiotsticks by The Knuckle November 2, 2018

idiotstack 

A person so dumb that their idiocy is equal to that of a theoretical pile of fools.

Jerome: RIP to the survivors of 9/11.
Jackson: What??!?!?! You idiotstack!

idiotstack by NoOneCares! February 26, 2015

idiotstick 

A stupid person. 'idiot' describes someone that is stupid, but adding '-stick' denotes that the person is as dumb as a stick.

You missed the field goal? an 18-yard attempt?! Fuckin' idiotstick.

idiotstick by Tengu March 31, 2005

idoitstick 

a funny way of calling someone an idoit. (pronounced idoit-stick)

(girl) Stop it you idoitstick!
(boy) You're hilarious for calling me an idoitstick!

idoitstick by the world is quite here April 6, 2006