Idiotsticks

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The foamy rubber tubes NBA and NCAA teams disseminate among fans in the stands under respective baskets at each end of the floor--with the expectation that beating two crazy-colored "noodles" together in cacophonous non-unison will distract a highly skilled player from making a free throw.

Idiotsticks aflail, the hometown crowd jeered then roared when the opponent's top player choked a one-plus-one.

Idiotsticks by The Knuckle November 2, 2018

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idiotstack

A person so dumb that their idiocy is equal to that of a theoretical pile of fools.

Jerome: RIP to the survivors of 9/11.
Jackson: What??!?!?! You idiotstack!

idiotstack by NoOneCares! February 26, 2015

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idiotstick

A stupid person. 'idiot' describes someone that is stupid, but adding '-stick' denotes that the person is as dumb as a stick.

You missed the field goal? an 18-yard attempt?! Fuckin' idiotstick.

idiotstick by Tengu March 31, 2005

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idoitstick

a funny way of calling someone an idoit. (pronounced idoit-stick)

(girl) Stop it you idoitstick!
(boy) You're hilarious for calling me an idoitstick!

idoitstick by the world is quite here April 6, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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