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Idiotsticks 

The foamy rubber tubes NBA and NCAA teams disseminate among fans in the stands under respective baskets at each end of the floor--with the expectation that beating two crazy-colored "noodles" together in cacophonous non-unison will distract a highly skilled player from making a free throw.
Idiotsticks aflail, the hometown crowd jeered then roared when the opponent's top player choked a one-plus-one.
Idiotsticks by The Knuckle November 2, 2018
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idiotstack 

A person so dumb that their idiocy is equal to that of a theoretical pile of fools.
Jerome: RIP to the survivors of 9/11.
Jackson: What??!?!?! You idiotstack!
idiotstack by NoOneCares! February 26, 2015

idiotstick 

A stupid person. 'idiot' describes someone that is stupid, but adding '-stick' denotes that the person is as dumb as a stick.
You missed the field goal? an 18-yard attempt?! Fuckin' idiotstick.
idiotstick by Tengu March 31, 2005
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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