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identifecate ahy-den-tuh/ti-fah/fi-keyt

ahy-den-tuh-fah-keyt · ahy-den-tuh-fi-keyt · ahy-den-ti-fah-keyt · ahy-den-ti-fi-keyt

verb, i-den-ti-fe·cat·ed, i-den-ti-fe·cat·ing.

To attempt to indoctrinate, esp. via inculcation, an ideological position based on a group identity (cultural, ethnic, gender, racial, religious, or social interests that characterize), in a pompous or dogmatic manner, and in such a way, as to resemble the voiding of excrement, only instead of the bowels through the anus; through one's mouth.

OTHER WORDS FROM IDENTIFECATE
i·den·ti·fe·ca·tion ahy-den-tuh/ti-fah/fi-key-shuhn , noun
i·den·ti·fe·ca·tor, ahy-den-tuh/ti-fah/fi-key-ternoun
re·i·den·ti·fe·ca·te, verb (used with object), re·i·den·ti·fe·ca·ed, re·i·den·ti·fe·ca·ing.
i·den·ti·fe·ca·cious·ness, ahy-den-tuh/ti-fah/fi-key-shuhs-nis noun
non·i·den·ti·fe·ca·cious·ly, non-ahy-den-tuh/ti-fah/fi-key-shuhs-lee adverb

ORIGIN OF IDENTIFECATE
C21 (05/12/22): from indoctrinate; to imbue with a specific partisan or biased belief or point of view, from inculcate; to implant by repeated statement or admonition, from identity politics; political activity or movements based on or catering to the cultural, ethnic, gender, racial, religious, or social interests that characterize a group identity, from pontificate; to speak in a pompous or dogmatic manner, and most importantly, from defecate, to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.
Leftists, especially white leftists, identifecate whenever possible, inserting where it is neither valid nor necessary, specific demographics of the person or persons connected to, or within a subject being discussed. The use of "Leftists" and "white leftists" here, is not identifecatious, as it is merely a restatement of demonstrable, analyzable, and verifiable facts.

The person making the statement below is identifecating.
"Hello, white males 18-35! I, too, like cryptocurrency, conspiracy theories, and Jordan Peterson. Now, sign this membership form."

Neither cryptocurrency, nor conspiracy theories, are uniquely connected to the white or 18-35 year old demographic.

For example;
Males do tend to purchase and hold crypto at much higher rates than females (according to survey data), but there is only slight variance between the age groups of 18-34, 35-44, and 45-54 (18-34 being 58% larger, which could easily explain the 10%-29% gap between the groups)

Additionally, CNBC (Lorie Konish on FEB 8 2022) just published a personal finance editorial delving into cryptocurrency use by racial demographic. Hispanics were, by far, the most overrepresented while Whites were the most underrepresented.
by TrickyTroll May 12, 2022
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Spiritual Identification System

The spiritual identification system (SIS/SPIRITIS/SPIRITISYS) is a spiritual technology that is about to identify people at spiritual level, or by their spirits, minds, souls, auras, vibrations or anything at spiritual level. The term is also used to refer to technologies able to identify anything at spiritual level.
"The Spiritual Identification System is a concept that might help a lot the search for spiritual life, and even for be the future of the ways to identify people and increase security and organization of society."

"The SPIRITISYS will be really important in the future, and might be a revolution in human sciences and technologies."
by Full Monteirism January 10, 2021
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Firearm Identification Card

The asinine requirement to purchase a firearm (rifle or shotgun), ammunition or even BB guns in the People's Republic of New Jersey. Although not technically required for possession of such items, it does, as a generality, serve as a de facto proof of being "eligible" to possess firearms. Application for FID is typically made to the law enforcement agency at which one resides. Non residents apply at the nearest NJSP trooper barracks. The process is highly intrusive and involves signing a waiver to allow disclosure of mental health information to determine eligibility and the providing of references who must attest to the "fitness" of the applicant.

The process is supposed to take no more than 30 days, but do to prevailing anti 2nd amendment attitudes and sentiments held by most law enforcement agencies, it can take, in some cases, upwards of a year to be issued one; other localities, more accepting of the second amendment will issue within 30 days. In addition, there are multiple cases of denial for "arbitrary" and vague reasons, often termed as "public health and safety".
Oh you want to buy this gun, ok, let me see your Firearm Identification Card before we can proceed with this sale.

Oh, you want to apply for a FID. Here sign this mental health waiver and we'll hopefully issue your card in the next year or so.

LEO- Let me see your FID.

Law abiding citizen-Sir, respectfully, I do not need a FID since I am in possession under one of the exemptions provided for by NJ law.

LEO-Get the fuck out of the car and get on the ground!!!!! You cannot possess a firearm without a FID!!!!!
by LONFOG April 10, 2010
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Empathic Identification

To predict people's behaviour by using faculty of empathy.
Among all means of understanding someone's psyche, empathic identification is one of the cheif tool.
by Poirei K. S. October 4, 2007
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Booty Identification

When you have known someone for so long that you can identify them by their booty.
John: (Sees a girl, and immediately knows it is Jenna just by her booty using Booty Identification)
Jenna: (Slaps John because he was gawking at her booty)
by Dapopopo April 21, 2022
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Identification

Documents required for entry to a licensed premesis
You need identification to gain entry
by Megaforce January 20, 2017
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Identification Anxiety

Identification Anxiety is the act of having social anxiety due to being unsure about a person's pronouns. This usually leads to awkwardness in conversation
They speak like a girl but look like a guy! What do they identify as? I'm having Identification Anxiety!
by rainday September 21, 2021
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