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iPoned

1) a) What people who buy the iPhone 4 on Verizon now will be when the iPhone 5 comes out in the Summer.

b) What any person who buys an Apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.
a) bought the iPhone as soon as he could when the iPhone 4 came out on Verizon; now, he's contractually stuck with it even though the far superior iPhone 5 was released. He sure got iPoned!

b) I bought a MacBook last July. Now, Apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. I was iPoned so badly.
by Flirm Li January 20, 2011
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iPwned

Getting charged a ridiculous fee by Cingular for using your Apple iPhone.
Guy 1: WTF?! I just got charged $3000 for using my iPhone during my trip to Europe!

Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned
by MJMizzle September 6, 2007
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When you buy an iPod, then the next day Apple releases a newer iPod with 60000 GB more space than yours and the ability to fly to the moon.
Guy1: Hey I just bought a new iPod yeah! Ahh waking up with my new iPod and- whatthell there's a new one out already!!

Guy2: you just got iPwned
by someteen June 19, 2010
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iPhoned

1) An adjective describing the status of a dropped call victim who was just disconnected from an iPhone user while that user's iPhone displayed full bars and was in a known area of good reception, yet still inexplicably dropped the call. 2) An adjective describing the status of a dropped call victim whose connection is lost under circumstances where 99% of all other phones would have maintained a connection.
During a lengthy conversation Johnny's iPhone suddenly dropped his call to LeeAnne, Johnny called her back stating "Sorry, you got iPhoned."
by TreesThere May 28, 2009
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iPwned

When someone brags about having an apple product and nobody cares...
"I just got a new iPhone!"
"Nobody cares! Guess you just got iPwned..."
"haha, he just got iPwned"
by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013
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