Ironed 

The act of getting laid usually in a prone position.

"I hooked up last night with John and he ironed me good."

Ironed by Gulliver1953 December 21, 2008

ironed 

To destroy, as in an act of war where a building is shelled or bombed.

"The Assad regime ironed Homs"

ironed by legitrandolph March 3, 2022

Ironed 

To turn someone from homosexual to straight

1.Yo heard you been messing around with that lesbian how's that going?
2. Let's just say she's been "ironed"
1.Whats that mean?
2. I made her straight.

Ironed by Ironherout March 31, 2023

Ironed Out 

1.The succesfull result of a Gay-Male being turned hetro, after hard work put forth by a female who is attracted to the male.
2. the process of straighting a gay person
3. A female who feels it's her place, to turn a male straight.

a. an iron usually must be hot to work

Are you sure Erin had Sex with Thomas? I thought he was gay? "Nah man, after weeks of hard work,aka ironing, she finally got him Ironed out.

Erin has been ironing that gay dude for weeks, and he still is a fag.

That Erin must think she is an iron, she has been trying to turn that dude straight for weeks.

Ironed Out by Smoothie42 October 29, 2010

waffle ironed 

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed

"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"

waffle ironed by JewLay April 19, 2010

body ironed 

When you wear a wrinkled shirt and the heat from your body gets rid of the wrinkles.

I wasn't going to wear that shirt because it was so wrinkled but I figured it would be body ironed in a few minutes.

body ironed by chelimama April 21, 2010

nine ironed 

blasted. Stoned out of the universe. Torpedoed

Jack got some really good weed and got nine ironed.

I was so nine ironed I couldn't even find my car.

nine ironed by JustQ September 29, 2012