Ipowned 

When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.

Greg: Hey man whats up?

Thomas: hey man ill text you brother im at week.

i mean text you later im at work fucking iphone just ipowned me.

Ipowned by Triviumofbodom October 12, 2010

iPoned 

1) a) What people who buy the iPhone 4 on Verizon now will be when the iPhone 5 comes out in the Summer.

b) What any person who buys an Apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.

a) bought the iPhone as soon as he could when the iPhone 4 came out on Verizon; now, he's contractually stuck with it even though the far superior iPhone 5 was released. He sure got iPoned!

b) I bought a MacBook last July. Now, Apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. I was iPoned so badly.

iPoned by Flirm Li January 20, 2011

iPwned

Getting charged a ridiculous fee by Cingular for using your Apple iPhone.

Guy 1: WTF?! I just got charged $3000 for using my iPhone during my trip to Europe!

Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned

iPwned by MJMizzle September 6, 2007

iphowned 

The nasty habit of your iPhone turning perfectly good words like hell and ill into he'll and i'll without your consent.

text message to friend: Dude, I feel like he'll today. I am way to i'll to go out.
reply: wtf? iphowned?

iphowned by wigwam salesman October 18, 2009

iPwned

When you buy an iPod, then the next day Apple releases a newer iPod with 60000 GB more space than yours and the ability to fly to the moon.

Guy1: Hey I just bought a new iPod yeah! Ahh waking up with my new iPod and- whatthell there's a new one out already!!

Guy2: you just got iPwned

iPwned by someteen June 19, 2010

iPwned

When someone brags about having an apple product and nobody cares...

"I just got a new iPhone!"
"Nobody cares! Guess you just got iPwned..."
"haha, he just got iPwned"

iPwned by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

iOwned 

When an especially smug Mac user gets owned in a PC vs. Mac debate. Usually, they deserve it. The saying is based off of Apple's tendency to name its products with the letter i in front of the rest of the product's name.

Mac Owner: "My laptop is so sleek. You just have one of those soulless conformist boxes."

PC Owner: "How much did you have to pay to get that wireless card installed at the Apple Store? I just bought mine at Best Buy and plugged it in myself."

PC Owner: "You just got iOwned."

iOwned by M.C. Ruer February 17, 2009